Slugs are hermaphrodites and will fight with eachother until one is able to stab the other with it's penis.
A whale's penis is called a dork.
The moon is made of green cheese.
A duck walked up to a lemon ade stand
when my dog talks, I listen because I'm hoping he will take me back to his planet one day
whenever i shave my genitals, women look at me more.