"So when are you and your LITTLE friend coming over to see me again??" ... "Hello??"

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I'm pregnant?

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haha!

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your a bald loser and i just ****** your friend

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You gots da herp

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You are a hermaphrodite (you know you have both girl and boy parts) LOL

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haha!

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im a transezul

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I promise it's just heat rash.

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haha

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I've already chosen the names for our 3 children. And you might want to clean up a bit, Jennifer is going to need room for her xylophone. I've already talked to your parents and they say we can stay at their cabin for our honeymoon.

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and she says it after the first date :P

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Exactly :D

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Too dangerous to answer lol. Something sufficient enough.

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I have a habit of chopping men's penises off in my sleep

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haha!

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You have a suitor you want to shitcan?

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me? no...just have random thoughts

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"I think you should get tested at the free clinic."

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LOL>....best answer EVER

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thx!

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"it looks like a little worm :)"

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haha...an extra belly button

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LOL

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"Is it in yet?"

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haha

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