the tears :D of my enemies
Nothing, I am just glad to see you. Ha ha, Sorry. Would you believe, it's actually a large capacity USB stick?
the severed head of a squirrel and a lump of crack
*slips ring on finger and disappears* A wedding ring.
Let me take a look:......hmmmm...handcuffs....a bazooka.....a rubber chicken....a picture of Mitt Romney crying.....a box of tissues....a tickle me elmo doll.....ohhhh...and a doorbell!!!
Lol. "WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR SHOE!?"
:) I understand ..
My phone in the kangaroo pouch on my hoodie
Put your hand in there and find out :)
Sonic screwdriver and tardis key.
Time and Relative Dimension in Space, Or a time machine. Its disguised as a blue police box. It's bigger on the inside.
Keys and wallet.
a deck of playing cards; wanna see a trick?