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What's the best excuse you've ever heard ?

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"sorry I haven't been in touch with you in a long time...you know how busy it is with kids and everything" uh-huh

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Other 8 Answers to What's the best excuse you've ever heard ?

selfpleasured	Posted Aug 17th, 2009 at 10:18PM Guy gets pulled over by a cop for speeding... Cop says, look, its 5pm, I wanna go home too, if you can give me a good reason why you were speeding, i'll let you go.. the guys says: 2 months ago my wife left me for a police officer, and I thought you were bringing her back!!!!! Rated: +3Vote for this!
avalonleppard	Posted Aug 16th, 2009 at 7:59PM "the voices told me to do it" Rated: +2Vote for this!
Cosreal	Posted Aug 16th, 2009 at 7:50PM "I don't want to." Rated: +1Vote for this!
intelflirt	Posted Aug 16th, 2009 at 7:51PM One that comes to mind is when my little cousin was caught cheating at mini golf and said innocently 'but I was just guiding the ball into the hole' Rated: +1Vote for this!
Intruderlvr	Posted Aug 16th, 2009 at 7:51PM What naked woman???? I don't see anything.... Rated: +1Vote for this!
robyn	Posted Aug 16th, 2009 at 8:12PM "i can't go to school today, mom. my testicle feels twisted..." Rated: +1Vote for this!
MasterJB	Posted Aug 16th, 2009 at 8:20PM I haven't got my homework because I left it outside last night and it froze so when I went to pick it up it crumbled into 1000 pieces.......The teacher gave him 1 more day to hand it in. Rated: +1Vote for this!
ELEGANCE	Posted Aug 16th, 2009 at 8:44PM My sister-in-law and I never got along and when she was called to see if she was attending my husband's b-day her excuse was that she couldn't attend because she had a bad headache. Ummmmm, the b-day party wasn't for another 4 days still.....LMFAO!!! some people can be so silly. Maybe I should of suggested her to take some aspirin with a bottle of whiskey. Rated: +1Vote for this!

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