What's the best joke you've ever heard?
4 Answers to "What's the best joke you've ever heard?"
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its a long one and it requires 3 people so i'll use the people who commented so far.... ok.. here it goes. YOU, GrandPaRoo and dirtydarkness were walking in a forest and a witch appeared and told all of you if you did not complete a simple task for her she'd kill you. She asked each of you to go out and bring back 100 pieces of fruit. So, YOU, GrandPaRoo and dirtydarkness all went out and gathered fruit. YOU came back to the witch with 100 pieces of strawberries and she said ok now stick them all up your ***, you cannot make any faces, scream or cry. So you did-- by the 90th strawberry you made a face, she killed you and you died. GrandPaRoo came back with 100 apples and brought them to the witch and she said, stick them up your *** without making any faces or any noises. So, he did-- by the 99th apple he started laughing. the witch killed him and GrandPaRoo died. He met up with YOU in heaven and YOU said to him, Why did you laugh you were so close? and he said -- because I saw dirtydarkness with watermelons. Tehe.
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lmao good oneLike (1)
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lol its funnier with people you actually know. :p
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Baby, I love you. Cracks me up every time.
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but why? haha
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Richard Nixon saying that he was not a crook.
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lol yupp that one's definitely a winner :P
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Best Answer (Chosen by Voting):
Posted by kbgloves1 Jul 4th, 2012 at 11:26PM
the joke in the movie The Aristocrats!
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