You: 'Hey *random name*<br />
Them: That isn't my name?<br />
You: Then what is (;

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I open my heart i open my eyes and i see only the truth and that is you

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can I pick u up................... works everytime.........................try now

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the one that comes to your lips spontaneously when you're in the right groove

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if you rehearse it in your mind first, it probably won't work

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I could be the worst at that ROFL xD

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,,,, say is this maybe your $100k ??

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Well obviously u jus wana get laid cuz u dont know her cuz if u did u probably wouldnt wanna thats happend to me on blind dates friends would hook me up with. when I saw them I'd be thinking wow she iz so fine omg I dont deserve her ...... and then they open their mouth an I start looking for the wayz out ! so u wana get laid ! well if u say sum lame pick bullshit lie ofa line ur guna love this one, u say: hey girl iz ur ***** broken ? she can say yes or no. if she says no U say well then bust out with ! or hey can I see ur ***** ! Let me know how it works out ! hey take it sleazy. LOL

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As an older gentleman, I like to have fun with pick up lines. My fav:<br />
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Hi, My names David. I saw you sitting there and just had to come ask you,<br />
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Do I come here often?

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