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"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform or is it just me....?"

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Tokie, you are a riot! :) Rock on!

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omg...that is funny :D

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Lmfao

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I almost wet my pants!... Wait... ooops...yeah, I did.

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"You're not the prettiest girl in the room, but beauty is only a lightswitch away."

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"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. That's the sound of an ambulance, coming to take me away, because the sight of you stopped my heart."

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"So, you wanna make out..? Or..what?"

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did he really...!

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Make out and or what!

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"Baby, I'm just a squirrel in the world, tryin' to get a nut."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like peanut butter. Do you want to f_ck ?

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I know a guy that used that alot. And it worked. A lot.

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That one is about 100 years old, but still cute. Take care.

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you must be tired because you've been running through my mind ALL DAY!

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Here, feel this material. Nice? That's boyfriend material.

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hilarious xD

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Ha ha ha ha...

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You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

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Nice... :-)

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I don't use pickup lines. I start from honesty in friendships, toasts, etc. Life is more than a phrase. I like a woman who is multidimensional for starters.

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creep! (just kidding)

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Goooo on..........................lol

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Well, it's a good thing the question wasn't... "What's the best pick up line you've used?" or you wouldn't have a question to answer. Oh, wait....

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bet you are lonely a lot.

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walk up to her and say " excuse me i dont mean do bother you but I just had to come tell you that i think you are beautiful" then walk away to other side of bar and wait. I f said in the right tone this works almost every time.

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Works towards what? having the bouncer toss the guy?

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Yeah it was used on me once. It worked!

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i use lines tlike that..if it is honest...and what woman isnt beautiful?

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If I followed you home, would you keep me?

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Your place or mine? Tell you what I'll flip a coin "Head" at my place "tail"at yours.

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I made this up being shy sorta I tell a new girl I can tell your name by your phone number. That I just liked math and playing with numbers and figured it out... . I've gotten 5numbers out of five tries. Hell no it doesn't, work... you have to get her name in advancelfrom her friend or bartender

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" Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world and you had to walk into mine." a man said this to me in Florida and then he offered me a Lucky Strike and we hooked up.

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"Excuse me, miss but I don't get it."

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"Why girls buy expensive bras when I'm willing to hold them up for free." ;)

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Thats a naughty one XD

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hehehe...

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If I followed you home, would you keep me?

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Your lips look lonely.. Would they like to meet mine?

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I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.. lucky... I love nerd´s

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This was the line used by a friend : To paraphrase Rene Zellwegger : You had me at first sight!." I actually saw it work on several women. Peace

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May I kiss you as I would like to know what it feels like?

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serious?

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Sorry, i wasn't asking you directly thou I was asked that many years ago by a fella and thought about it for a second and then took the guy up on the offer, not that anything came of it as it was all just good fun.

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