I didn't need to.<br />
He saw a hot chick jogging along the side of the road so he did another lap round the block for a second perve and got done by the cops for drink driving.
Got him a pack of condoms, punctured all with a needle through the package and let them suck up some spicy hot sauce through the hole then send it to him anonymously. Him and his girlfriend didn't know why it burned so much or how she got pregnant. XD