Take all the stuff in it and move it somewhere else.
Invite micky mouse from the sorcerer's apprentice and he'll have the mops do it for you.
Announce that you need to borrow money! ;)
Busting through the door with an axe and yelling "Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny!!!"
Well you asked!! ;-)
hi, where you been? open a close by closet door and just pick up all the unwanted things to clean up the mess and throw in the closet. make him clean out the closet as a chore on the weekend. ;-)
Throw everything out the window.
Clear it of people, or of furniture?
Start in one corner and work in a circle. Start with the stuff you can box up. Then the stuff you can move. Then the stuff you need help moving. Then CLEAN. As you box up/move/etc, clean as well. Huge relief to not have to do it later when you've lost your steam.
Take a bulldozer and knock it all down.
quickly. especially if there's a fire.