9 months in the oven usually does it ...
they way your mamma should have
Leave it in your car on a hot summer day when you go to work and forget to drop it off at daycare.
make a stirfry. You can stirfry just about anything and make it delicious.
A baby what?
Natural selection to eat one's own baby? You've got a point. At least I'd know you won't be raising a sicko like yourself.
hook it hard, you cook..
This question has Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal written all over it.....
Nanny McPhee style.
Over easy, medium well, salt and pepper