Open the door- not walk into it.<br />
lots of lube
A good theme tune and a stylish dress
Perhaps with me on yor arm ?
Walk into the house and say "Let the party begin"
Either carve or build it out of something pretty sturdy.
Riding a bike with a big old ba<x>seball bat in one hand..
without tripping over own feet & making sure your clothes are OK
Ive no idea but according to others i always make a noticable entrance, naturally charasmatic i suppose.
Dress good for the occasion, arrange a drum-roll, get the MC to announce you, then shoulders back ... a deep breath .... a big smile .... & sway those hips as you glide in through the doors! lol :-)
not to think to much about it , reminds me of the time i saw a nice woman sitting at the bar but i was wearing my army dress shoes and a metal part underneath my shoes as i walked towards her got caught on the carpeting so i kicked my foot free but as i did so my foot hits the heater and sends a huge spark across the darkened bar saying here comes the idiot and of course i got a NO once i got there , sigh !