Pack some clothes, get in car, and drive, far.
Ah, if I was only 10 years younger and still had those options.
doing what you like!
Exercise, go roller blading, ice skating, snow boarding... go on outdoor adventures....
Great sex and shopping
Giving your life to Jesus!
No offense intended towards you either, but if you don't know Him, then how would you know rather serving Him is boring or not ?
But what do they have to do with you serving Him or not? If their lives are boring, then maybe they need to seek Him a lot harder. :-)
My Jesus is a hell of a good time, he buys rounds for everyone and always says the filthiest jokes, he also does a hell of a job on keeping my lawn looking amazing.
Jesus Hernandez, he's also a mechanic.
That isn't Jesus.
He's all about love and brotherhood, and it's on his birth certificate.
His birth certificate is in the Bible. You must have read it since you know that. :-)
Well he calls his little black book his bible, but all I see are a bunch of phone numbers.
You ought to dial one of those numbers one of these days. He will be right there waiting for you. :-)
The last time I dialed one of his phone numbers, I caught something nasty from one of his "disciples" named Lola.
That wasn't His fault. lol