Batteries and a note that read " gift not included"
now I know what to get my roommate-thanks!
White elephant? My gosh I've never heard of it.. *google search*
Exactly what I did.
Me too! haha
I never heard of it either!
A box of "life" cereal with lemons in it.
That's pretty good. Funny, and I can always use lemons. Clever girl.
2nd hand address book with phone numbers of people I didnt even know and a pen with viagra written on the side
That's awesome...you should have sent Christmas cards to all the people in the address book :).
lol never thought of that :)
It wasn't a "White Elephant" or Yankee Swap gift, but it was a Christmas gift.
My brother was little when the Nintendo Wii first came out (probably or 10 or so) and he desperately wanted it. My sister bought him one, but decided to get creative. She took everything out of the Wii box, and refilled it with boxes of Mac & Cheese. So when my brother unwrapped it, he saw the box and was ecstatic. "Never trust the box" is a motto in our families when it comes to gift-giving, so when he opened it and saw all the Mac & Cheese, his reaction was priceless.
The actual game console (and accessories) were put into a separate bag with our step-dad's name on it, so when he opened that a few minutes later, my brother was completely dumbfounded, lol.
This was all planned ahead of time so my step-dad knew who the gift really belonged to. We try to get creative when giving gifts.
A couple years ago, I was really strapped for cash so I figured instead of getting something people don't need, why not just have a little fun? So I purchases some cheap water guns of varying sizes from a giant super-soaker down to a little pistol water gun. I filled them up and put them under the tree. My mom, my step-dad, my sister and my sister's husband all got average-sized guns, which I said they couldn't take out and use until my brother had opened his. I took a huge box and just filled it with with tons of paper. I wouldn't allow my brother to open it until the very end, just to keep him guessing as to what the huge gift was. Finally he opened it up and dug through to find this little bitty water pistol, and at the same time everybody whipped out their guns (I had the super-soaker) and we had a water gun fight right there in front of the tree.
What can I say, we like to mix things up a bit and have a little fun :-)
Someone gave me Barry Manilow concert tickets. My life was made.
Someone gave a deodorant in public to someone I know. The recipient's ex
I got a mans gstring that was like a referee print. It had a whistle at the bottom of the-tube?-and a card that said "Hoping you find a whistle to blow this Christmas" it was hysterical.
I love that!
$25. Dunkin donuts card! Everyone wanted that one.
I dunk penis in you sweetmae
A brand new manual "typewriter".
Given to me, about five years ago.
I would have loved that gift!
I received a shave with me Barbie, she had hair glued to her legs and came with a razor.
Ahhh hahahah I rember those!
You girls are kidding, right?
Haha they had a ken doll and you could shave his beard
REALLY! Naw, you kids are pulling my leg.
Haha and then they came out with the pregnant Barbie!
want to bang you hamyamyak
want to get you pregnant
lets have lots bareback sex then bend over
A "gift basket" of free assorted hotel soaps, shampoo, conditioners, & lotions wrapped up to look like a "Bath & Body Works" basket. I gave that to my mother-in-law the first year I joined my husband's family for Christmas - 16 yrs ago - and she thought I misunderstood the concept of "white elephant" until I told her to look closer at the "brands" in the basket lol!
My friend wrapped up a bolana sandwhich... This year i gave in 1. A lotto ticket and a pickled sausage.
2. Quail eggs, canned eel and sea cucumbers. 3. A bible and a copy of the exercist.
The talking toilet seat!
What if I say, 'what the hell is white elephant gift?'
I'd say, "you've never been given one yet."
Questionator brand earmuffs!
I made the mistake of offering "I will draw you as a super hero" as a white elephant gift one year because I was too lazy to go buy a $10 gift for it. I had no idea it would be the gift everyone kept trying to steal. Now I'm expected to offer it every year for the Christmas Eve white elephant exchange. Because of my laziness to take 20 minutes to go buy a gift, I now have to spend hours every year working on something that I would normally charge $400-500 for.
Sorry, no present, but I'm a professional artist and am always looking for work! :)
A box of 18 All Occasion cards that were beautifully hand made by the person who gave them for a white elephant gift.
I picked the biggest gift and it turned out to be a big jar of cheese puffs!!
wanna stick my dicck in your bum mkm
Mouse traps---elephants HATE mice
Fun with puns!