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"I agree to the terms and conditions."

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"I'm just fine, thanks."

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The reason everyone gets away with that one is because almost 100% of the time, when someone asks you how you are, the last thing they want to hear is the truth. Have you ever made the mistake of asking that question and then the person starts going into their health problems, their marital problems and on and on! Sounds harsh but all you wanted to hear them say was, I'm fine thanks.

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T*H*A*N*K* Y*O*U!!!

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so VERY true, thanks for listing it

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'i love you too baby'....

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and she thought why the *** did I lie and tell him I loved him now look the poor sap will be heartbroken.

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Amen

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YEP!! number ONE right here people!

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u want to suck my dîck

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you don't have one.

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"I'm sorry.. I'm not depressed. I just did it for attention. and I know it was wrong and I wont do it again."





and they released me from the mental institution. :Þ

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omg tscha!!

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"It's not you, it's me..." No, it was her.

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That's not a lie since we all know the real meaning.

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Isn't that one of the most popular lies ever told? Ha!

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Yes it certainly is ;P

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haha

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"I just want to be friends." (I never want to talk to you again)

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That I am Muslim while being atheist.



(atheists are beheaded)

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if you are a guy can you at least choose which head goes?

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"That was the best sex I ever had" *giggle* I know it's wrong to lie but men seem to love that one.

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Another popular one - was it as good for you as it was for me? Yeah sure honey!

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i've said this too.

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Of course I don't want to kill myself.

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Me too

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My resume'

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"I swear to tell, the truth.. the whole truth and nothing but the truth"

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They ran that way officer...

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meaningless and miniscule compared to the political lies we hear in the debates. compared to those stooges, i'm an angel.



actually...



one size fits all....

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you should be president!

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"We know all parties in the government/candidates lie..What's new.... then you GOT my point. you answer questions your way, i'll answer them MY way. if you persist i will sic my huge dog on you to eat your face. (<--big lie)

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I told my parents I was working a ton one week last summer and it wasn't a good time to visit. I was really in Hawai'i for the week. They still don't know.

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what kind of a person are YOU! lol just kidding-that took GUTTS!

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A person who hadn't been to Hawaii for 16 years and needed a vacation.

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No mom, of course I don't smoke weed! That's disgusting! (hah XD!!)

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well it depends....Who lies more. Men or women?



Men tell the most lies, women tell the biggest lies.



A Man's lie is like 'I was at joe's house' or 'no, I didn't eat your chips.'



A woman's lie is like 'its your baby.'

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"I will be just fine without you"

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When being asked "What's wrong?" and I answer: "Nothin'. Im ok"

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Bingo im asked that ALL the time.

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I won't *** in your mouth.

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"Of course I'm okay!"

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