"Hey.... get in my car... I've got muffins?" I'm fat... so naturally I went for the muffins.
"Are we in Vermont? Cause it smells like syrup in here, and you're really cute.."
I used this.. Lol, no girls hit on me :(
Yeah, acouple times. It kind of works as a ice breaker..
My friend Vinny once wrote me a Valentines day card that said "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."
Did it hurt? "what?" When you fell from heaven....I've heard this more than once and every time I hear it I just want to knock the person's teeth down their throat.....
I wish women would start begging us for sex...
"Excuse me do you have any grey poupon?"
yeah... i actually liked it though
No one has ever used a pick up line on me. Sorry.
I don't think anyone has ever tried to pick me up...
Nobody has ever tried to pick me up, or if they did I did not realize it.