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monica559 monica559 31-35, F 10 Answers Mar 30 in Dating & Relationships

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"Hey.... get in my car... I've got muffins?" I'm fat... so naturally I went for the muffins.

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"Are we in Vermont? Cause it smells like syrup in here, and you're really cute.."

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I used this.. Lol, no girls hit on me :(

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Do you really use this 😳

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Yeah, acouple times. It kind of works as a ice breaker..

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My friend Vinny once wrote me a Valentines day card that said "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."

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Lmao 😂

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Did it hurt? "what?" When you fell from heaven....I've heard this more than once and every time I hear it I just want to knock the person's teeth down their throat.....

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I wish women would start begging us for sex...

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"Excuse me do you have any grey poupon?"

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Really ? Lol

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yeah... i actually liked it though

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No one has ever used a pick up line on me. Sorry.

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Nobody has ever tried to pick me up, or if they did I did not realize it.

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