my grandson was sitting in the doorway and it started to rain he jumpnaed up and said nana the rain peed on me
my daughter when she was about 5.....when she saw a vinyl record for the first time, said...."wow dad, those are the biggest CD's I've ever seen".
Too young to have kids, but my friend's young brother and I did have quite the conversation:
Kid: "you know that you and me are going to get married one day. But let's get married on a Saturday then we can watch TV"
Me: "Sounds like a plan, my man."
Not my kid (I don't have any, and never will) but my niece:
Me: Zoe-Zoe, can I have kissies
Zoey: *big smile, walks toward me so I think I'm about to get kissies* No! =D
OMG So horrible and so cute all at once.
He's not my kid but whenever I do something he doesn't like he says "how dare you!"
My brother says this. ``Wa-ee, wa-ee, wa-ee.`` He`s trying to say Lilley, Lilley, Lilley like he`s disappointed. He`s six and it`s sooooo cute!
On my son's third birthday my ex-wife and I were picking him up from preschool. On the way to the car he turned to us and said "I'm 3 now, can I have the car keys?
Now he's 25 :)
Not really, except that we've told him about it so he imagines that he remembers it
i sowwy! i didn't mean to.
Each time my society's kids find me around, exclaim," Dude! Catch us soon or else you have no choice/s."
~~~ my heart just goes out to them.
Funny but wrong and cute all at once, my niece learned from her father to snuggle up, real cute and all, then poke you in the side and say, "Kill shot!" she did this to my baby sister (her mother) at the dinner table.
daddy i can finally swallow your hole penis ;)