A southern fairytale takes place in a trailer park.
Northern fairytales have commerce, overpriced shoes and unfunny sitcoms as the central theme, where southern has god, anti-semitism and ****** as the central themes.
... one fairytale is written in English/
That's no fair! You took all the fun out of the question! Pout.
In a northern fairy tale, the hero rescues the Princess, who is trapped in a lighthouse.
In the southern version, she's rescued from a trailer with a sticky door. ;-)
Nice...But the southern ones would be much sweeter and laid back....Like....Y'all wouldn't believe me lessen I said I saw it for myself...Ask grandpoobah....He is the ultimate southern charmer...I talk to him for hours each weekend....His accent, his inflections, his words-they are cool and hot and sweet...No wonder Scarlett wanted him so bad....