Sorry I'm late, your mom kept me. Boss didn't appreciate it.

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A letter:<br />
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Dear Mother.<br />
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Hi and thank you for the money you loaned to me last month. I did get my pay-check so thanks for helping me out. Just to let you know things are going great for me here, and I miss you so much!<br />
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PS: Sorry. I would have put the $100 in this envelope, but I aleady sealed it so I will send it next month. Bye for now!<br />
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Your loving Son<br />
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;-)<br />
<br />
~F~

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i swear i didnt turn my homework in because there was a booger on the paper and i didnt want to put you through that - true story lol

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Guy asked me hey can I have your number<br />
I said no I dont have a phone<br />
I forgot I was talking on my phone, when he asked me

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I blew off a date once because my dog was sick...

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"Honest officer, I was trying to hit a bird with that rock and wasn't paying attention to the fact that it flew in front of that store's plate glass window." I was 14. My excuse didn't work.

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"I was drunk."<br />
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It doesn't take responsibility for the drinking to the point of drunkenness or for the mistakes that you caused in such a state.

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