What's the fastest way to get fired from your job?

Asked By: fishsweeper 51-55, F 3 months ago

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Posted by KnobbyKnees Feb 2nd, 2013 at 2:45AM

Turn up ***** off sit on the bosses lap and give him a big kisses while saying "Well this is what you aid i'll have to do to get a raise" the feel between his legs and say "I see you didn't get a raise either"

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Reply by fishsweeper Feb 2nd, 2013 at 2:49AM

LOL!
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8 Answers to "What's the fastest way to get fired from your job?"

Posted by TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Feb 2nd, 2013 at 2:42AM

steal

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Reply by NedKelly1 Feb 2nd, 2013 at 2:43AM

they have to give you a warning first
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Reply by fishsweeper Feb 2nd, 2013 at 2:45AM

You're incorrigible!
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Posted by MikeWinther Feb 2nd, 2013 at 2:44AM

quit

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Posted by crazycatlady007 Feb 2nd, 2013 at 2:44AM

Just shy of calling the boss a jack @ss you could always just drop your drawers and take a dump on his desk sure way to get canned.

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Reply by fishsweeper Feb 2nd, 2013 at 2:50AM

I'd be willing to bet that works every time!
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Posted by NedKelly1 Feb 2nd, 2013 at 2:43AM

Shag the bosses wife, hang on he may give you a promotion

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Reply by fishsweeper Feb 2nd, 2013 at 2:46AM

Is that how you got to where you are today?
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Posted by knel123 Feb 2nd, 2013 at 2:43AM

Do a great job and make your boss feel inferior and insecure

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Reply by fishsweeper Feb 2nd, 2013 at 2:47AM

I can see that working...
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Posted by TwattyMcCocknoodles Feb 2nd, 2013 at 2:43AM

wipe a booger on your boss

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Reply by fishsweeper Feb 2nd, 2013 at 2:47AM

You mean directly from nose to boss,or some indirect method?
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Posted by Coldwarrior Feb 2nd, 2013 at 2:43AM

Either fall asleep on the job or steal.

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