they have to give you a warning first
Turn up ***** off sit on the bosses lap and give him a big kisses while saying "Well this is what you aid i'll have to do to get a raise" the feel between his legs and say "I see you didn't get a raise either"
Just shy of calling the boss a jack @ss you could always just drop your drawers and take a dump on his desk sure way to get canned.
Shag the bosses wife, hang on he may give you a promotion
Do a great job and make your boss feel inferior and insecure
wipe a booger on your boss
Either fall asleep on the job or steal.