Will I get laid today?
No, Thank God, an egg only gets laid once
Oh !!! it was so quick .. can I just sleep for some more time
I'm still here!..
I usually remember something thing from here last night and giggle psychotically
I don't. Have to wear one if I don't. Want!!!!
State says in sane ain't that some ****
Where's my bloody slipper.
I usually find one,the other has to be found.
Damn.... i woke up again.... *sigh*
For now, it is about getting the drops into my eyes. I recently had eye surgery and the drops need to be put in three times a day.
No, it was just having a cataract removed and a lens implanted. Just a local anesthetic and lots of tranquilizers to keep me from jumping out of my skin.
Should I just roll over and forget about the rest of the day?
Do I have to work today?<br />
-if yes, then- DAMMIT<br />
-in no, then-YEAH!
The first thing i think of is making my Wifes coffee then massaging and licking her bare feet to wake her up
::yawn:: Oh, that wasnt a bad dream? This really is my life. Here we go again.
lol nah, not really.
really gotta get back to bed again
Is this another dream?
Got to let my cats out
No, the the vowel is way higher up in the alphabet
can I hit the snooze one more time <br />
I don't need to roll my hair today <br />
I can go straight :)
how the hell to get rid of my woody