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Mine is...'I need a wee' :O)
pennynoodles pennynoodles 46-50, F 24 Answers Sep 24, 2012 in Health

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Will I get laid today?

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Are you an egg?

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No, Thank God, an egg only gets laid once

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LOL...good retort, thank you

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Oh !!! it was so quick .. can I just sleep for some more time

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I'm still here!..

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Yay!

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I usually remember something thing from here last night and giggle psychotically

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And then wriggle to get your arms free of your very long sleeved jacket? :O)))

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I don't. Have to wear one if I don't. Want!!!!

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I'll ask some very nice men in white coats to bring you one.

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State says in sane ain't that some ****

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Where's my bloody slipper.

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Just the one?

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I usually find one,the other has to be found.

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A bit like socks in the washing machine... where do they go?

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"Bathroom"

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Damn.... i woke up again.... *sigh*

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For now, it is about getting the drops into my eyes. I recently had eye surgery and the drops need to be put in three times a day.

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Was the surgery painful?

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No, it was just having a cataract removed and a lens implanted. Just a local anesthetic and lots of tranquilizers to keep me from jumping out of my skin.

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Brave you!

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Should I just roll over and forget about the rest of the day?

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That's my second thought.

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Do I have to work today?

-if yes, then- DAMMIT

-in no, then-YEAH!

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The first thing i think of is making my Wifes coffee then massaging and licking her bare feet to wake her up

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::yawn:: Oh, that wasnt a bad dream? This really is my life. Here we go again.

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Aw, that bad huh?

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lol nah, not really.

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really gotta get back to bed again

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Is this another dream?

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Got to let my cats out

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They soon let you know it's time don't they?

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F...

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Fart ? :O)

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No, the the vowel is way higher up in the alphabet

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:O) Feel ? Am I getting warm yet?

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Warmer, up

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fool? You like to fool around?

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can I hit the snooze one more time

I don't need to roll my hair today

I can go straight :)

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how the hell to get rid of my woody

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You're probably the first male to answer honestly on here lolol

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