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What's the funniest bumper sticker you've read?

  • amargen - 18-21 years old
    amargen(39 votes)
    Easters canceled they found the body
  • realoce - 46-50 years old - female
    realoce(31 votes)
    Politicians and diapers need to be changed for the same reason

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131 Answers to "What's the funniest bumper sticker you've read?"

  1. amargen - 18-21 years old

    Posted by amargen Feb 21st, 2012 at 1:29AM

    Easters canceled they found the body

    Like (39)

  2. realoce - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by realoce Feb 21st, 2012 at 1:41AM

    Politicians and diapers need to be changed for the same reason

    Like (31)

  3. Daphney1001 - 18-21 years old - male

    Reply by Daphney1001 Feb 21st, 2012 at 3:47AM

    cuz theyre full of sh*t!

    Like (1)

  4. lilyofthenile - 46-50 years old - female

    Reply by lilyofthenile Feb 21st, 2012 at 10:52AM

    Lol!! I agree

    Like (1)

  5. Snappyway - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by Snappyway Feb 21st, 2012 at 11:36AM

    lol a gay friend of mine has "I'm so gay I can't even drive straight"

    Like (27)

  6. LazzyFox - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by LazzyFox Feb 21st, 2012 at 4:17AM

    Be nice to AMERICA or we'll bring democracy to your Country.

    Like (25)

  7. bijouxbroussard - 46-50 years old - female

    Reply by bijouxbroussard Feb 22nd, 2012 at 1:18AM

    I saw that one !

    Like (1)

  8. mikanippon - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by mikanippon Feb 21st, 2012 at 1:36AM

    "Watch out for the idiot behind me"

    Like (22)

  9. dreammergirl - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by dreammergirl Feb 21st, 2012 at 1:58AM

    Its a car not a phone booth

    Like (17)

  10. Majatyme - 31-35 years old

    Posted by Majatyme Feb 21st, 2012 at 4:09AM

    Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks your an a#*hole.

    Like (14)

  11. TheOneyouwerewarnedabout - 70+ years old

    Posted by TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Feb 21st, 2012 at 1:27AM

    hows my driving dial 1800 EAT SHlT...

    Like (14)

  12. thomasedwin - 46-50 years old - male

    Reply by thomasedwin Feb 21st, 2012 at 7:20PM

    It was ( If you don't like my driving dial 1-800 eat ****)

    Like (1)

  13. TheOneyouwerewarnedabout - 70+ years old

    Reply by TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Feb 21st, 2012 at 7:24PM

    maybe thats the one you seen......?

    Like (1)

  14. ManifestoOfThePhoenix - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by ManifestoOfThePhoenix Feb 21st, 2012 at 2:00AM

    it's a picture of bush cheney rumsfield and ashcroft and it says "Don't change horsemen in the middle of an apocalypse"

    Like (12)

  15. Randomguy22 - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by Randomguy22 Feb 21st, 2012 at 1:39AM

    (small writing) If your close enough to read this you better marry me

    Like (12)

  16. spirithunterflash - 70+ years old - male

    Posted by spirithunterflash Feb 21st, 2012 at 12:04PM

    Horn doesn't work, watch for finger

    Like (10)

  17. Illiteratetroll - 41-45 years old

    Posted by Illiteratetroll Feb 21st, 2012 at 5:15AM

    As you are so far up my exhaust you'd better be wearing a condom .

    Like (9)

  18. deadpig - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by deadpig Feb 21st, 2012 at 4:26AM

    if god is your copilot move over and let him drive

    Like (9)

  19. roningy - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by roningy Feb 21st, 2012 at 1:28AM

    F.B.I-- A.T.F. Motto: We kill women and children first.

    Like (9)

  20. drmisha - 41-45 years old

    Posted by drmisha Feb 21st, 2012 at 5:14AM

    Jesus is coming...everybody look busy!

    Like (8)

  21. skrewdup - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by skrewdup Feb 21st, 2012 at 2:10PM

    On the back off a Rolls **** the poor

    Like (7)

  22. TireSoup4 - 46-50 years old - female

    Reply by TireSoup4 Feb 21st, 2012 at 5:07PM

    Selfish Bastards!

    Like (1)

  23. IHPD - 18-21 years old - female

    Reply by IHPD Feb 21st, 2012 at 9:57PM

    The only surprise there is the honesty.

    Like (1)

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  24. ChakatBlackstar - 22-25 years old

    Posted by ChakatBlackstar Feb 21st, 2012 at 12:20PM

    "Don't get mad. Get naked."

    Like (7)

  25. seamoss - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by seamoss Feb 22nd, 2012 at 11:20PM

    To the guys who drive big trucks:
    "Nice truck, sorry about your small penis"

    Like (6)

  26. ladysparky - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by ladysparky Feb 21st, 2012 at 4:26PM

    my wifes other car is a broom

    Like (6)

  27. Heather98 - 13-15 years old - female

    Posted by Heather98 Feb 21st, 2012 at 2:36PM

    Don't stare to close...You might see the hair of my soon to be ex husband in the trunk

    Like (6)

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