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What's the funniest insult you've ever heard?

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He was such an ugly kid,we had to tie a pork chop round his neck,to get the dog to play with him..

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kessie	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 6:36PM when my daughter was about 5 I was waiting in school outside her classroom for her. Her little friend came up to me and wrapped her arms around me pressing her head against my stomach, she then said I love putting my head on your "soft tummy" That cracked me up laughing, she thought she was giving me a compliment so I took it that way. Rated: +2Vote for this!
durbanpoison	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 6:36PM ever picked up your teeth with broken fingers? ... well that's more of a threat i suppose... but i still love it. Rated: +2Vote for this!
r8r4	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 6:55PM Had a face like he'd been dooking for chips. Rated: +2Vote for this!
staypuft	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 6:11PM ever had your *** kicked my a midget Rated: +1Vote for this!
ShittyMother	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 6:13PM To a man who has just exposed himself - "Oh, it looks just like a pen1s, only smaller". Rated: +1Vote for this!
waterdroplet	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 6:16PM "Your mom went to college" --Napoleon Dynamite Rated: +1Vote for this!
Tyrrmack	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 6:16PM Your mother's ***** smells like warm garbage. A friend of mine actually said this to somebody. Rated: +1Vote for this!
caththecrazy	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 6:18PM Ohh weren't you a cute baby what happened? Rated: +1Vote for this!
RachelR2	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 6:18PM Eeeewwwww Tyrr. Dare I say the grandmothers smelled like a cold damp landfill Rated: +1Vote for this!
Socklord	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 6:23PM I don't remember, but it had me laughing for days. Years, Rated: +1Vote for this!
angelmagikd	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 6:29PM You are so low...so low in fact you could jump then free fall from a snakes arse for 10 minutes Rated: +1Vote for this!
wiseowl	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 6:34PM " Nice dress.Too bad they didn't have it in your size". HA!! Love it. Rated: +1Vote for this!
LizardKing	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 6:39PM The best insults are the ones that are personalized and are right on the money. Rated: +1Vote for this!
FabyBaby	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 6:40PM " She's dumber than a second coat of paint." I love it cause its not the first coat of paint ,its not a coat of paint, its specifically , the second coat of paint. Rated: +1Vote for this!
RandomBloke1973	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 6:46PM "Eat of bag of dicks". Although, this one is pretty funny too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzbURUrgQao&feature=related Rated: +1Vote for this!
Jujalee	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 6:52PM " she has one of those voices.... you just want to shove your **** down her throat" lol Rated: +1Vote for this!

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