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What's the funniest thing anyone has ever said to you?

For me it was something my ex said. He was a bit...odd but he was sweet enough. Our exact words:

"Wouldn't it be cool if someone could make a living just by blowing up balloons?" Him.

"I guess so, why?" Me.

"What would you call a job like that anyway? A blow job?" Him.

The look on his face was priceless when he realized what he'd just said. Please share with me your funny moments!
Posted 5 months ago
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The funniest thing ever, was when I asked my sister what was the grossest thing mom ever said to you. My sister said, "when mom says go get the scissors" I looked at her so weird, and repeated... When mom says go get the scissors?? and she said, "yeah, cause everytime she says go and get the scissors, it means she's going to cut her crotch hair!" I laughed so hard!! I laughed so hard again while I was writing this!!! hee hee
Posted 5 months ago

Other 5 Answers to What's the funniest thing anyone has ever said to you?


koyptakh
Posted May 30th, 2009 at 12:44PM
Hi
a freind thought Mohamed Dali was a Surrealist painter
:)
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monkeyskull
Posted May 30th, 2009 at 1:05PM
My Ex said to me after a 16 month deployment "I'm pregnate!"
It worked out well for one of us.
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Comprehensive2
Posted May 30th, 2009 at 1:42PM
"I love you Mother".
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phedokitty
Posted May 30th, 2009 at 2:03PM
that I'm funny
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nonomama
Posted May 31st, 2009 at 3:55AM
Your panty is wet. why is that?
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