Went to give a girl a really sentimental birthday present, sat down on her couch and elbow dropped her birthday cake she left on the cushion. <br />
Also, she was sick. The first thing I said to her was, "Wow, you actually look sick too."
I donno, probably when my boss hopped on this little tricycle looking thing earlier that a customer had left behind, and i told him he should put on a mask like that guy in the Saw movies and wheel around the lobby. He laughed pretty damn hard. I didn't think it was that funny!
Wrote on the back of my suv window<br />
"Sidney Crosby is over rated"<br />
I had lots of hockey fans laughing when they drove by<br />
By the way, Sorry Sid
I don't remember because I have done a lot lol :p
Put scotch tape around my cat's paws. When he tried to walk he shook each leg individually all across the room. It's not cruel, honest!