Homer Simpson's excuse. My baby beat me up

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I can't find my shoes

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Wow...had my employee been smart enough...I'm sure she would have used that. LOL

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My dad's Co worker said that he got arrested for 2 days. He really did though. Unpaid tickets always get you...

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One girl called in saying the previous night she went to a concert, went on the tour band bus after the concert and passed out, woke up in another state with the band and couldn't come in. Another person called in saying they had nothing to wear and had to call out to do laundry.

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LOL...laundry...really?

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That her grandmother MIGHT die today.

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Girl I worked with (well, I did the crossover shift from day to night so had to wait for her to show up to her night shift) used to call out or at least late all the time (got a lot of overtime out of that). Her best to date? Went tubing with friends down a river just outside town, went the wrong way and was late trying to find her way back to the cars. There's only one way down that river.

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LOL

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There's usually a dead granny involved

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Yes indeed,we had an employee once whose poor old granny had a terrible run of misfortune - the worst being that she reportedly died 3 times in less than 5 years

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They can have a load of step grannies

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Amazing how many relatives they can lose in a span of a week. As I told one girl, who is paying for all these funerals, is there anyone left aside of you to pay for them? I'd try to find a way to get into work if I were you. LOL

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I once took 23 sick days in a single year and got away with it. Have you got all day? My excuses were inspired :o)

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No...give me your lamest, slacker....LOL

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A tile came off my roof and I have to stay here with buckets or I'll lose my rental bond. (I own my house )

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LMAO

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If I am entitled to paid sick leave, I am going to take it :oD

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Going to her grand-child's preschool graduation

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