When my ex went to hospital to give birth, they laid her on the bed, took off her clothes, pumped her full of drugs and told her it wouldn't hurt...
Which made me laugh, because that's exactly how I got her pregnant in the first place.
that made me laugh
you devil!!!! hehehehe
That sure gets a chuckle from me.
Oh my GOD... you crazy.... O_O
It's really hard to recall.. My husband makes me laugh often. And to him, hearing me laugh is like his need for oxygen. :o)
very sweet :-)
Some one messaged me and wanted to chat on Skype. They promised me they wouldn't be naked.
Some sleazebag on here begging to be friends with me. I thought, sure, when hell freezes and unthaws. I don't befriend perverts and jerks.
My son commenting on the solstice. For us in Australia it is the winter solstice. He said, "Oh good! It will be the shortest day of school tomorrow!"
Maybe because I am exhausted and losing my grip but I have been laughing at the same thing, maniacally for three days. I was watching some stupid movie clips on youtube and Samuel L. Jackson pops on the screen and, like a boss, shouts: "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHEREFFING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHEREFFING PLANE."
Evem though everyone at home is sick of me, and I HATE that word, I am never, NEVER going to stop playing that and laughing my head off. I am going to go play it right now...and then try and get used to the idea that I will probably die alone.
Sh!t no. This site is too bl00dy decent.
this video lmao
Reading these answers.
Seeing a rat die in the cold air outside! >:)
My male companion telling me i tasted like fruit when he was done giving me oral sex
Craig ferguson interviewing lauren graham...it was hilarious...
At how predictable this question of the day was since yesterday's was "make you cry".
My 2-year old asking me, "so what you think mom?"
My 3 year old. He's a goon.
My basset hound tring to hump the cat....lol
I was in traffic and the lady in the car next to me rolled down her window. She spit out her chewing gum and threw it out her window. It stuck on the windshield of the car next to her. The driver turned on her windshieldwipers and the gum smeared and the light changed.
The last thing that made me laugh was me. I crack me up.
just this morning ~ when my three and a half year old son responded to my good morning cooper ! with a you know what dad .................I sure do love you alot ! thanks for being my dad ! it really cracked me up as kids say the darndest things !
I laughed just now reading all the answers, about cats being funny, the child being a comedian, bunnys, lol see I'm laughing. It's funny what people laugh about. Believe it or not I don't think i laughed in about a week, until just now...
at lunch today my friend did this weird thing where she was trying to stroke my friend's leg (don't ask why) but she looked like she was doing that thing with your arms when you dive into a pool. so i said 'it looks like your trying to dive into her legs!' and we all started laughing so much.