I tell the cop I'm pregnant and really, really have to pee and if this is going to take long would he mind if I squatted beside my car to ...<br />
Worked better than all my lawyer bullshit
Blew the cop.
I got a ticket one day ,turned around to go and pay it.Stopped by another cop.. I yelled DONT" EVEN THINK OF GIVING ME A TICKET. He didnt!!
Moments like that, breasts would come in handy
Pretended to be drunk and purposely failed the field sobriety test even without having had a single drink. It will get you out of a speeding ticket GUARANTEED, but you would be much better off with just a speeding ticket.
Exactly. Not to mention much higher fines and other bad consequences. I was trying to be funny.
Stole his wife
folded my hands