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I tell the cop I'm pregnant and really, really have to pee and if this is going to take long would he mind if I squatted beside my car to ...<br />
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Worked better than all my lawyer bullshit

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lol love it

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Blew the cop.

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I got a ticket one day ,turned around to go and pay it.Stopped by another cop.. I yelled DONT" EVEN THINK OF GIVING ME A TICKET. He didnt!!

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Moments like that, breasts would come in handy

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Pretended to be drunk and purposely failed the field sobriety test even without having had a single drink. It will get you out of a speeding ticket GUARANTEED, but you would be much better off with just a speeding ticket.

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might get you out of a speeding ticket..but it may get you a night in the County Hilton! haha

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Exactly. Not to mention much higher fines and other bad consequences. I was trying to be funny.

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Stole his wife

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folded my hands

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