I tell the cop I'm pregnant and really, really have to pee and if this is going to take long would he mind if I squatted beside my car to ...
Worked better than all my lawyer bullshit
Blew the cop.
I got a ticket one day ,turned around to go and pay it.Stopped by another cop.. I yelled DONT" EVEN THINK OF GIVING ME A TICKET. He didnt!!
I have never tried, to get out of a speeding ticket. I took the bitter pill & went about my business. I knew the risk, when I went over the speed limit. There was no doubt of my guilt.
Moments like that, breasts would come in handy
Pretended to be drunk and purposely failed the field sobriety test even without having had a single drink. It will get you out of a speeding ticket GUARANTEED, but you would be much better off with just a speeding ticket.
Exactly. Not to mention much higher fines and other bad consequences. I was trying to be funny.