I once got removed from McDonald's for eating Taco Bell.
I don't really know..I guess putting that "If you can't stand with our troops, feel free to stand in front of them" sticker on my car.
Rode a tractor through the drive-thru at Arby's.
Wrecked a perfectly good car in a demolition derby.
I once shotgunned a Budweiser with a fat lip of Cope in on the Fourth of July. Also I bought a 3x5' American flag at Lowe's and sponsored a bloody revolution in a third-world nation that day. All in all, it was a decent morning.
Put a yellow ribbon sticker on the back of the minivan and made believe I care about the troops as I listened to Rush on the way to Walmart to buy a bunch of Chinese made plastic **** and complained about Obama because he's not a "real" American as I used my credit card to pay.
voted for bush twice
hanged a man for being different.
ate a 5 topping papa johns pizza and washed it down with eggnog: super fat, or hated minorities on some occasions
I stole from people.
Forgot to vote
Raised the American flag for holidays, honored the armed forces, pledged allegiance to the flag, and so on.
Awesome thread. <br />
I lost a mattress on the highway while moving a friend. The shame you feel putting it back into the truck is epic.
What makes you think Wallmart is only American?
I've got 4 different kinds of hot sauce in my fridge!
Eaten a cheeseburger,with extra fries!