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I bought 3 different kinds of Cheetos at Walmart once
GiantKaiju GiantKaiju 22-25, F 23 Answers Jan 29 in Dating & Relationships

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Drove 40 minutes total so my roommate and I could have Popeye's fried chicken for the Honey Boo Boo season premiere.

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I once got removed from McDonald's for eating Taco Bell.

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I don't really know..I guess putting that "If you can't stand with our troops, feel free to stand in front of them" sticker on my car.

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Rode a tractor through the drive-thru at Arby's.

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Wrecked a perfectly good car in a demolition derby.

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I once shotgunned a Budweiser with a fat lip of Cope in on the Fourth of July. Also I bought a 3x5' American flag at Lowe's and sponsored a bloody revolution in a third-world nation that day. All in all, it was a decent morning.

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Put a yellow ribbon sticker on the back of the minivan and made believe I care about the troops as I listened to Rush on the way to Walmart to buy a bunch of Chinese made plastic **** and complained about Obama because he's not a "real" American as I used my credit card to pay.

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voted for bush twice

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hanged a man for being different.

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ate a 5 topping papa johns pizza and washed it down with eggnog: super fat, or hated minorities on some occasions

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I stole from people.

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Forgot to vote

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Raised the American flag for holidays, honored the armed forces, pledged allegiance to the flag, and so on.

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Awesome thread.

I lost a mattress on the highway while moving a friend. The shame you feel putting it back into the truck is epic.

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Was born

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What makes you think Wallmart is only American?

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I've got 4 different kinds of hot sauce in my fridge!

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Eaten a cheeseburger,with extra fries!

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Voted.

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