my cat ... and he's fierce ...

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My collection of celebrity underwear stains.

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A teaspoon.<br />
An eternity in hell with Beelzebub and his demons would be nothing compared to 5 minutes with me, and this teaspoon.

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It's a toss up between the 2 litre bottle of urine and the jackal paw

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I don't want to sound creepy... but I have a large collection of antique knifes and swords.. so... :)

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Not an ob<x>ject but "my words" are most effective. And sometimes uncontrollable. And very hard to take back.

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Ouch...

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my laptop silly...

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My 357 Smith & Wesson

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My Makarov,

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My laptop, or some clippers.

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poinsettia

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my didjeridu

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I have a knife within reach, (Used for opening wood pellet bags for a stove.)<br />
Pistol is less than a minute away.

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S & W Model 19, loaded, in my night table next to the bed.

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A maglite torch.

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ballpen :)

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a half full bottle of wine and my razor sharp tongue.

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kendo stick to my right a military boot to my left a five inch blade on the table by the keyboard and good old fists and teeth with me always =^.^=

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Pen/pencil, coffee mug. table lamp; paperweight...

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My charming personality

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