Hahaha remind that when I'm enough to get married
I saw a teacher I hadn't seen for a few months. I admired her greatly. Anyways, she lost quite a bit of weight. I thought she looked a bit older in the face and more wrinkled. Well she says "Hi, so how do I look? I lost 50 lbs." Oh really I said. Were you sick or something? She lost her smile suddenly. Then I thought.....ee gads... she was trying to say she looked good and I just told her she looked sick.
I was working with burners and my hair caught fire I didn't realize it and I was like,"Can you smell it???Somethings caught fire..."
LOL, who noticed it was your hair?
my friend, she pointed at my hair and said ,"Your hair"...I was like,"Huh???what???"....it singed but when I looked up my friend was laughing her head off....
I love you
A woman I dated loved telling me Polish jokes (I'm part Polish). She once asked me how you keep a Polish person in suspense, and when I asked 'How?' She replied 'I'll tell you tomorrow.' I was pretty annoyed and hotly snapped 'Tell me NOW!'
She never let me live that down.
Said: Maybe something good will happen.
i asked my friend if you have to shift gears on an airplane :P
Each day I say something stupider than before, so I don't know. Today I haven't said anything too stupid yet lol!
where to start where to start....... i am filled with crazy silly things i have done
i love you too
This website doesn't have enough space.