Whats the most embarassing thing you have ever had to visit a doctor for?

It wasn't the "WHY" that was embarrassing; it was the "HOW". I have a cyst on the back of my ovary, that it turns out could only be found by the doctor's finger--- anally! Oh, and that doctor--- is also my Boss!!! :O

Not sure if this counts but every time my OB/Gyn gives me a breast exam my nipples get hard and I mean very hard. I always blush profusely knowing that he knows that I find him sexually attractive. I would never do anything with him but yeah its embarrassing.

Depression.
I was so embarrassed and ashamed of how I was feeling and the reasons I saw for why I felt so bad that when I got into the doctor's office I just told him I had hurt my knee and "look at this bit of loose cartilage I can push around". He looked at my knee, prodded it a bit and told me it was fine and I shouldn't worry. He seemed annoyed that I was wasting his time, so that was embarrassing too. I left with no anti-d's, no info on where to get help, and no self esteem.

I thought i was a pair of curtains .......

He told me to pull myself together ..... :o)

OMG Emerald, talk about getting it "up the @$$" by your boss!

I didn't follow the instruction on an IRON and Ironed a wrinkle on my shirt "While wearing it" and burned myself.

I got a Anal fissure from being raped. Having the doctor check it out cuz i was bleeding made me really want to die.

A One-Night Stand...

STD testing. Everything came out negative. That canceled out any embarassment.

A dose of the clap - in my younger, more impulsive days you understand.

Ha.............. A yeast infection........... those are not fun!

I went in for an infection I got from switching from anal to vaginal sex. Was more embarrassed the second time I had to go in for treatment

I got crabs once on my chest from sleeping in the wrong bed. And without anyone sharing it.

yeah nothing exciting but these answers are cracking me up!

hemorrhoids

Ok here is my story,,,I was in the fifth grade and I was always fiddling around ,,,not paying attention,,,well I had this number two pensil and I stuck the eraser end into my ear canal,,,next thing that happens is the bell ring and makes me jump,,,so know I have the eraser in my ear canal well I never said anything and about midnight my ear got to hurten so bad,,,I woke my mom,,,and she said she would take me to the doctor the next day,,,well in the dortors office they were all laughing at me for doing that well I didn,t think it was too funny,,,I know it was stupid,,,but anyway the doctor could not get to it good enough in the office,,,so I had to go to the hosipital and have surgery to get it out,,,everyone in that school knew what I had did,,,and when I woke up they had it in a jar,,,which I threw that a way,,,that was the most embarassed I have ever been in my life,,,lol,,,mary

I had a small bump on my urethra, turns out it was a cyst.

Okay....after reading the other posts...mine wasn't embarrassing at all....so, I'll just let it go....

So much giggling, so little time! Mine was an ingrown hair on 1 side of my outer labia. Shamed and stupid as I was, I let it grow to the size of a damned golfball before I waddled painfully into the doctor's office.