Driving with my two toddlers and a visiting Catholic priest when my four year old asked me, "Mummy, how are babies made?" And there was no getting out of it; he demanded exact answers.
that is something i`ll never forget
What did you tell them? I'm dying to know : D
Having drunk sex on a porch and only afterwards realizing that "the lights" were headlights, and there was someone in the car.
lol I'm telling the pg version here, but the details make it even funnier/more embarrassing. not going to go on about it, but it was her DAD in the car...
when i was training at the gym and i saw a nice girl that i went to talk to .. she ended up being a guy
the feeling kills btw T_T
well i dont talk to girl in the gym anymore i just go there by my self train by my self and listen to music and thats it T_T
One time I was walking by the golf course near where I live.
As I passed some golfers, I heard them yell,
I was pretty ticked off that they thought they could talk about me like that .. and kept on walking mumbling to myself ...
As I passed them still mad, I heard someone say, "REALLY NICE PUTT!!!"
Oops .. my bad .. lol
I don't know about my entire life too many events to recall. But yesterday whilst taking a final, my phone just starts randomly blasting pandora full volume, and I couldn't turn it off for like 30 seconds, and it was super awk..
Oooooo, that sucks.
My uni dishes out hefty fines if that happens, hope yours isnt the same.
No, however for that specific class if your phone goes off for a test it is an automatic 0. Yet after a long and eloquent speech I relinquished that judgement and instilled an A in the class :D
When I was on holiday we went out one night and I wore a skirt because it was warm outside. on the way back to the hotel I was crossing the road and without realising my skirt had dropped to my ankles. 😱😳😰 I was so mortified
There were it was a traffic light 😰 but it all good ahah a memory I won't ever forget
The first time at the cowgirl position with my BF
Because it was the first time at dry humping
When I was playing with one of my first crushes when I was little. We both chased each other around as any typical overhyperactive munchkins would play. At such a terrible coincidental moment, we collided, his legs were spread, my leg went up, and I kicked him in his balls 0.o. He moaned in pain and toppled to the ground. I could only apologize profusely for hurting him so badly. I thought he would never forgive me until the next time he was back to his gung-ho self and greeted me with a great "Hi (my name)". He bounced back quick lol.
Hopefully not. If I do ever meet him again, which is unlikely, I wonder if he still remembers lol.
Thanks for letting me share ^.^
I like your optimism haha. You're very sweet~
Birth. I was naked and spanked.