A cuddly fish that sang happy birthday
You could cut a hole in a shoe box, covered in wrapping paper and christmassy bows, when she takes the lid off, she sees your man in the box......pek a boo, Merry Christmas Honey!!!'
That's the most insulting, actually, because it implies she has bad breath. I think a vibrator would be hilarious.
A banana and a couple oranges
Oooh I just thought of another good one a poster of some celeb she finds hot and a banana
Well I hope what ever you go with your friend gets a laugh out of it I would avoid the pregnancy test thing that might blow up in your face
Oh I'm not kidding that could really upset the parents and cause tension between you two
Just thought I should give you a warning cause I've heard about this sorta thing before as an April Fools joke dad didn't find it funny but really what dad would?
oh dear hopefully your gf has your sense of humor because I'd be mortified if my bf gave me that in front of my parents.
or a diIdo.