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A pig checking his insurance on his app

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lol

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Pigs could read that and find it offensive, if you were a pig who grew with humans how would you take it? you scoundrel!

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I LOVE it !

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I was waiting for the plane to take off when suddenly, an old white woman refused to seat next to a black man and started making a scene. She was complaining and complaining to the stewardess, the stewardess said kind of something like this,"I'm sorry ma'am, we didn't have any seats left in the economy class, but i'm sure we have some space left in the forst class seat.. I'm going to talk to the captain about that first." The stewardess then walked away and came back like about 5 minutes later or so? She said,"We do have a seat in First class. So, we would like to transfer you to the comfort of First Class because we don't want you to seat next to an annoying person." The old woman smirks, but then the stewardess said,"So, would you mind to take all your belongings and sit in the comfort of First Class, SIR?" The man then stood up and walked to the First Class and everyone was clapping their hands off! Some were even giving shouting and clapping while standing up. (The next day after the flight, someone shared it in the internet and it was given a lot of attention to and a lot of people commented,"faith in humanity restored.")

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You couldn't be original?

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ROCKFUCKINGSTAR-story. TY for sharing it :)

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That's awesome. Good for the stewardess.

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I don't understand how only one seat in first class but a white woman and a black man or someone and it's like they both get it, what?!!??!?!?!?!?! hooooooozzzzzaaaaaa meohmymobolouoli!!myyyy!

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Good for him.

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It's an old anti racism ad... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yVMik5Mfwk

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This is an urban legend. Not a true story.

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Seen that today on Facebook

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Now that's a great story! Thank you.

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I remember reading about that on Facebook love it

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I heard that! Actually this happened to a Jewish guy as well, by a young blond. I guess stories can alter a bit in passed-on versions

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When I was discharged from the Army and on my way home I was on the same flight as some of the Olympians, two gymnast girls and Michael Phelps. I don't care for the Olympics and sat by myself at the terminal because I prefer to be alone in situations like that. Phelps had a place carved out for hisself because I guess he thought he was special so then an airport worker came to me and told me to move. I was like, "What the..I'm not bothering anyone!" I didn't know who that Phelps guy was anyway until later I saw his smug face on tv. Anywho Phelps got my attention and was trying to say something from 15 feet away, I couldn't catch what he was saying so I told him to come over because I couldn't hear him, he just started rambling on about swimming and about how supportive his mama was and I was not interested in hearing that boring baloney. When it came time for us to board the plane he insisted that I take his autograph, I refused. Then when I got onto the plane we had to wait for nearly half an our for the two gymnast girls to arrive and the gushing flight attendant told them that they could choose to sit wherever they wanted, they sat in the seats right in front of mine. I muttered "Hmph, Olympians" in a sarcastic tone I guess. I know that saying these things sounds obnoxious, but I never was the type to moon over strangers, no matter how amazing others think they are and I never was a sportsfan. I did go to a hockey game once but that's only because it was paid for while I was in the Army and I honestly thought the crowd's hostility was more interesting than the game it'self. So.....

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That got pretty good.

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Now THAT was a good read, lmao

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It's 100% true.

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Yep I do not like people who are up themselves !

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Is this real story or figment of your imagination?

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The story about Michael Phelps ??

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It doesn't SEEM real does it? This story is real, believe it or not. I still could care less about the olympics.

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Michael Phelps has a smug face?

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Smugs are smug

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Everyone needs an antagonist it seems. I'll be the one.

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Putting on airs are we?

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thanx for taking up the whole fruckin page :)

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Bite me. I'm not here to win.

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That is so interesting. I admire that trait, that you don't like things 'simply bc others do.' You've got a real sense of self and self-made opinion; don't believe in media-made personalities. You keep yourself real and true to who you are in that way.
It admirable.

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Thank you Sunshine!

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The little toddler behind me continually kicked my seat and his mum wouldnt do anything to stop it....he was my nephew but still.

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Haha... So you were essentially mad at your sister/-in-law?

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Half sister lol

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a drunk who kept rattling for hours about how we are going to crash

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6 blocked toilets in KLM economy class for 14 hours flight..

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How many toilets were there total ?

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I can't remember...

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Damn it 69viv you left us with a cliff hanger jk

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wow that sucks!

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Yep! But I was the last one to use one toilet before they realised it!! :) and no it wasn't my fault they blocked...

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Were you really the last one to use it? How did you know that? LMAO.
Hugs my dear.

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I was the last one to use one of them, then the air hostess waited outside the door to put the sign up...and I came out smiling! I had just made it!! :)

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How do you know it wasn't ? Lol

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All I hear is denial lol

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How do you know how a granny smells there

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Nursing home probably

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Economy loos all totally blocked
on a British airways flight. Business section was not impressed with the trail of economy invading their space. Our section reeked. Never flown BA again - ever!

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Haha he's been getting it on in the nursing home . That's borderline necrophilia

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Someone changing a baby's nappy on the drop-down table....

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That's not so bad.

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What airline do you fly with.....Ryanair?

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Ah
A snob now are we??

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No, they accept anything as long as they can charge for it...

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*chuckling*

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There was a politician who managed to delay a fight for more than an hour because he was late. When he eventually arrived, he didn't go straight to the terminal as expected. He went to the airport mag stand first. And then after taking time choosing a magazine, he had a photo-op with a bunch of strangers. He even had some airport staff accompanying him. This is not hearsay. I was there.

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Man!!! Some ppl like that, famous ones with armies if servants and media crooning, can be so FULL if themselves! It's maddening!

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this very young puta giving this man a bj under a blanket . i guess u can do that in first class .

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gross!

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he was like , 70 .

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That should go down as an act of mercy.

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LovesCompany - You must be a merciful person. LOL

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Maybe, Harding, but I don't think I would have been merciful enough to put my head under that blanket.

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Yuck. Tell me abt it. (Don't.)

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maybe . he had a small one . i could tell her head wasn't moving up much at all .

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Perhaps, use of the fingers may have been sufficient..no hand required. LOL

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Or just the pinky finger even haha

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What's a bj?

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Oh never mind I realized what that is - that is so disgusting!!!! Ppl actually DO THAT on PLANE Rides?!?!

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A stewardess picking her nose just before serving the in-flight meal.

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ohh nasty!!!

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A drunk guy pushed my mother over because he wanted to get off the plane faster. He was so violent that we called police and they took him away.

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Pushed your mother over? Wow.

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Nice job! Serves him right haha

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I sat next to a guy who took a handful of Valium( he did offer to share) and then went to the bathroom. He never came back and the flight attendant had to open the bathroom door. He was asleep on the toilet and it took several people to pull up his pants and escort him back to his seat.

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Ewww!!! I wonder who'd be brave enough to pull up a stranger's pants...

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It wasn't me!! Lol

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On the plane with my family, young couple across from us with a shared blanket... Obviously messing around. Thankfully it was late so my wife and my kid were sleep! But seriously do that stuff in private!

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Agreed! I hate how some people publicize there privates WAAAY too much. It's aggravating and infuriating. Sometimes I want to scream at them to knock in some sense. I mean really!

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A guy trying to fit a refrigerator into the overhead compartment.

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Lol

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I'm not even ******* kidding either! This dude comes in with a fridge on a two wheel dolly, and tries to hoist the thing into the overhead bin! The flight attendant nearly dropped dead. Nobody was saying anything to him and finally I had to stand up. I was like dude, you have a carry-on the size of a goddam yak, get that thing out of here.

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Hahahah I've never heard of such a thing happening. I would have loved to see that!!!

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Three elderly trying to join the Mile High Club under a shared blanket.

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¿¿¿ three ???

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Right there... Haha... I know they couldn't fit in the toilet, but still? There are things you just don't want to see.

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Myself in handcuffs.

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Now that just takes the cake!

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Which cake? ; )

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someone who I had to sit next too that just talks and talks omg drove me crazy lucky I was only on the flight for 4hrs I was exhasted when I got off

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lol :)

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A man that looked like Obama.

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Shhhhh!

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What!? He's goofy looking!

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That he is, and he has drones.

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But at least he didn't look as bad as you! Yawn

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also at least he doesnt look as goofy as that red neck retard bush lol

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The row behind me on a four-hour flight: One parent, four kids under the age of 8, all screaming and throwing fits until they were each handed an iPad and a gluten-free snack. Once the seatbelt sign turned off, the other parent came back to the coach section from first class, holding a baby, and blocked the entire aisle for an hour while ALL FIVE kids either cried, screamed, or whined. Nightmare.

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The smell of burning rubber, smoke coming out of the propeller, the announcement by the pilot that he feels we "should be able to make it",to our destination on only one propeller, and the stewardess strapped in her chair pretending to read a Readers Digest while wearing a big smile with tears rolling down her face. All of us on that airplane were laughing under the stress of knowing we may die.

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