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I'll start you cheeky chappies and lassies off: gerbils. I mean...why, just why?
tak1 tak1 36-40, M 16 Answers Nov 21, 2012 in Jokes & Riddles

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A CIRCLE

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Who?

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Cruelty to animals, perversion, anyone who hurts children, and the war on drugs, especially cannabis, and psychedelics.

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But, although the things you mention are sick and depraved, they do serve a point, do they not? To satisfy some hopelessly sick person's needs and wants?

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Yea, but why? What purpose does that serve? I mean, somebody down there said "mosquitoes" but they actually serve a purpose in the food chain, and all that. What purpose does getting some sicko off serve? It's pointless, and child molesters/rapists should be exterminated like the vermin they are.

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Yes but a point can be senseless too. Anomalous behavior such as a paedos, serves to 'get him off'. It's downright nasty and senseless to us because our 'normal' minds simply can't understand their motivations, I agree, but it still has a point to it, as deviant as it is.

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Republicans

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*confused and disturbed look* You bleedin' what? What the blinkin' heck are they, when they're at home? They do sound rather pointless, I'll admit.

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Arguing with myself about why I'm gonna die.

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You're ok for the moment, don't worry. Start getting concerned when everyone gingerly tip-toes around you with ashen faces that are pale with fear. It happened to me once, and it wasn't pretty...:(

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Been there too. I shouldn't be here, and I no longer question why I am. I'm just soakin' it up 'till I ain't.

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It may be worth telling you that life actually doesn't have an intrinsic meaning to it. It has the meaning that we give to it, not it to us. It can be as meaningful as you want it to be, you just have to look in the right place: yourself.

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Your preaching to the choir, brother. It might be worth listening to me when I tell you, stick it. i believe your question was "Name something pointless. I did, I don't need a lesson from you why I think my answer is.

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...Wow..just..wow. A little...'troubled' are we? Never mind, grab a bag of sweets from the shop and whack em' in ya gob, it be reyt.

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My apologies if I sounded harsh, but I've got ten years on you, and I've already been dead. I need to look no further than I already have, and I am at peace with what I've seen. There seems to be a lot of people on here that profess to know that which they don't, and the condescension gets tiresome. I'll go with your first choice for number one answer and leave it at that.

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I actually agree with you that 'do gooders' can be a pain in the nuts. But let me just say that, you may have ten years on me but in my time, I've seen combat in the army, beaten cancer..twice, seen someone get murdered by getting stabbed to death and been a nurse on enough wards to have seen the very best, and worst, of life. I've taken my licks during my time, so I'm not clueless to how **** and cruel life can be. The only point I'm making is don't think that someone is more ignorant than yourself simply because they're younger than you. *steps down from his soap box* :)

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Touche. I as well have been around the bush, hence my disdain for certain comments. You, however, I will acquiesce. There are those of us who truly understand things, and there are those that live in a foggy little dream world. I sometimes wish I still had that address.

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What is the point of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict?

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War: very pointless when you weigh up the bad it does against the good that can come of it. I've struggled with that notion before. War does seem pretty senseless...and yet, there is a point to it, usually. And it's to line greedy men's pockets with yet more gold, that and to either stay in power, or to grab it in the first place.

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Hmmm? So entire nations get behind greedy men to line the pockets of greedy men?

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No. They deal with the masses by lying to them. And I'm talking great big massive whopper whammy's too.

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How in the hell can you lie to that many people? An entire nation of idiots?

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Oh it can be done, trust me. Just ask George Bush and That Blair fella that used to be the gaffer round my manor, they pulled a right humdinger off...with distinction.

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You only named right wing pols. Any Democrats smart enough to pull off such a huge scale mind f-ck.

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Of course. An honest politician is a contradiction in terms, no? ;)

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nothing is pointless, all things serve their purpose.

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They do if we give it that purpose. For example: if I used a baseball bat to cave some unfortunate and nastily surprised burglars face in in a really enthusiastic way, I could say that that bat's purpose was as an instrument of divine retribution. But I'm talking about something being intrinsically pointless. Can you think of anything whatsoever that has never been given a name?

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Trying to be nice when no one else cares.

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I hear ya. Trying to heroically intervene in a guy/girl fight one day was a good example of caring when no-one else does. The cheeky cow turned on me. Me! Pointless..and stupid!

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homework... Its not my fault that teachers can't teach their lesson in 90 minutes... -_-

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Damn right too! If you're struggling with any particular subject, take comfort in knowing that it's very probably down to the fact that your teacher's garbage.

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mosquitoes....

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The insufferable little blighters. But I must disagree with you on this one, Wurkoutgurl. They most certainly do have a point to them. It's to cause you as much misery as they can in their bitter twisted lives before shuffling off to the never never.

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A human pyramid. Credits to Mitch Hedberg.

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Don't forget Genghis Khan! He did that...with enemy bonces!

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Life is pretty pointless. Live, pretend it was worth it and meant something, die.

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Deep, man...real deep. I feel ya. :)

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a meeting I have to attend weekly

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Ah, yes. The heady haze of hatred and endless, soul-sapping toil that we call work. Sir, I approve. :)

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Religion.

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Oh my bleedin giddy aunt! First answer gets best answer just like that. Get in!

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I challenge this: if atheism is the case, no matter what you believe, you get the same fate. If religion be the case then you have to get your facts right or suffer the consequences.

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You misunderstand me, perhaps. I'm not an atheist. I'm a strong agnostic. Which is to say that I cannot, and never could, know if there was a creator. And neither can anyone else, beyond the flaky shield of faith, that is. I'm quite open to God existing, but being someone with an immensely intensive science background, I'm certain to a pretty supremely definite degree, that there will never be any proof of 'Him' being any more real than fairies and leprechauns. I could be wrong, who knows, but likely not. :)

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Lol. By simple deduction there is a creator and I know it.

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