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What's the most ridiculous lie you've been told?
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Posted by wiseriser Apr 17th, 2012 at 2:19AM
keep doing that and you''ll go blind lol
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Reply by Discard92 Apr 17th, 2012 at 3:01AM
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Reply by BennDover Apr 17th, 2012 at 9:11PM
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Posted by mymoon Apr 17th, 2012 at 10:05AM
keep doing that and you''ll go blind lol
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Posted by LoversEnd Apr 17th, 2012 at 12:23PM
"Windows is trying to identify the problem"
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Posted by SmrtGuyUT Apr 17th, 2012 at 2:16AM
I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
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Reply by Thepinkcoconut Apr 17th, 2012 at 9:40PM
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Reply by Emichael Jul 4th, 2012 at 10:19PM
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Posted by BonnMkII Apr 17th, 2012 at 1:39AM
"police are there to protect you"
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Posted by mikanippon Apr 17th, 2012 at 1:41AM
"I love you"
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Posted by stankadiddlehopper Apr 18th, 2012 at 9:34AM
If you pray for something, it will happen.
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Reply by jankathleen Apr 17th, 2012 at 2:41PM
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Reply by Samerina Apr 17th, 2012 at 4:23PM
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Posted by babykittyslave Apr 17th, 2012 at 10:03AM
You will use algebra in real life.
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Reply by FoundThenLostOnTheSameDay Apr 18th, 2012 at 1:09AM
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Posted by wolfmankay1 Apr 17th, 2012 at 2:19AM
"there is no GOD"
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Reply by skullslug Apr 17th, 2012 at 3:11AM
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Reply by wolfmankay1 Apr 17th, 2012 at 3:52AM
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Posted by BennDover Apr 17th, 2012 at 1:42AM
Santa Claus
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Posted by endeavorforever Apr 17th, 2012 at 2:39AM
I never lie
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Posted by MicroMess Apr 17th, 2012 at 6:51AM
There IS a God and you're going to heaven.
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Reply by jankathleen Apr 17th, 2012 at 2:43PM
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Reply by aubd0mi Apr 17th, 2012 at 4:43PM
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Posted by thesphinxess Apr 17th, 2012 at 5:44AM
It was not told to me but there it goes!
I was at the suppermarket with my parents, there was a woman giving free sample of dog meat...
I am alone with my father, my mother is in another alley
my father told me In the ear "I'm gonna get one sample of dog food to give to our cats"
so he go see the woman... "Hi want sample for your dog? what kind of dog do you have sir?" "Ah its a spanish cokker"... and then he goes on with a story about how his dog is a good dog... he takes him for walks everyday... anyway.. His story goes on for a minute or two cause the lady asks many questions... she seems interested to my father, we are just both two, I was young at the time, so maybe the lady thought that my father was single... so she asks many questions about the dog, and my father anwsers them all...
then out of nowhere my mother comes and say "What are you doing? You have no dog!"
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Posted by Connifer Apr 17th, 2012 at 3:49AM
Every day we come up with a fun question...
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Reply by YoungFolks Apr 17th, 2012 at 1:01PM
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Posted by Mikkimacoroni Apr 17th, 2012 at 11:23AM
I will pay you back
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Posted by nobodyspecial1973 Apr 17th, 2012 at 8:28AM
there is someone for everybody out there ,
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Posted by breakcannon Apr 17th, 2012 at 4:16PM
If you don't have a college degree,you'll never amount to anything
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Posted by freedomrose22 Apr 17th, 2012 at 9:53PM
"I know you found all those naked pictures and videos, baby. But, I swear I never looked at them. I was going to tell you about her, I swear. I never wanted her to email me back."
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Posted by MyNameIsWolf Apr 17th, 2012 at 3:12PM
Animals have no feelings.
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Posted by Shannon5409 Apr 17th, 2012 at 7:14AM
From 13 yr old son: "I was just doing research!"
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