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What's the most ridiculous lie you've been told?
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Posted by laurie37 Apr 18th, 2012 at 4:32PM
School is the best years of your life x
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Posted by Ryan316 Apr 18th, 2012 at 5:58AM
biggest lie i heard was "there is no god"
well how did i find him after 15 years of atheism?
To all the atheists reading this - i know your mentality. i thought it was just an imaginary friend christians, and muslims have. when you finally do recieve faith, you regret being an idiot..and all the people who's faith you tried to crush..i suggest all atheists try to be agnostic. accept that you can't prove or disprove god. even agnostics will get a chance to accept him - atheists just straight up burn though.
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Posted by NatiaGonitellie Apr 18th, 2012 at 1:11AM
5th grade:
A teacher told the entire class that, Abraham Lincoln was a democrat.
To this date; the most ridiculous lie I have ever been told.
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Posted by SGhasHives Apr 17th, 2012 at 10:17PM
On long car trips, my parents gave us Mentos and told us they were bubble gum and not to swallow it. Afer a period of time we would get upset cause our "gum was gone"... They told us we couldn't talk and chew them because it would dissappear.. it kept us quiet, for HOURS... or until they ran out of mentos!
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Posted by Anagha777 Apr 17th, 2012 at 10:03PM
"We'll play in a minute." - Parents.
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Posted by gatsby123 Apr 17th, 2012 at 9:21PM
Don't worry, high school is really easy!
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Posted by road39 Apr 17th, 2012 at 9:10PM
That chocolate milk comes from brown cows,(when I was 4)
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Posted by josilver Apr 17th, 2012 at 8:41PM
I won't *** in your mouth.
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Posted by Starry033 Apr 17th, 2012 at 7:53PM
It's not what you know, it's who you know. (In relation to job searching- and actually it's neither)
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Posted by Jacob21 Apr 17th, 2012 at 7:38PM
The recession is over.
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Posted by mrpancho Apr 17th, 2012 at 6:28PM
I had an employee who failed a drug test. When I went to talk to him to suspend him, he stated that he might have eaten some pot laced cookies 6 months ago. I was going to give him a chance, until he flat out lied to my face.
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Posted by 151rby Apr 17th, 2012 at 4:40PM
It still counts as intercourse if you use a condom.
If that's true, then why are people okay with picking up dog doo with a plastic bag? YOU CANNOT HAVE IT BOTH WAYS! Either sex with a condom is not really sex, or cleaning up after a dog with a plastic bag is unacceptably gross.
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Posted by bennerebe Apr 17th, 2012 at 4:23PM
Rent is paid =p
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Posted by meiai Apr 17th, 2012 at 4:08PM
don`t worry everything`s gonna be fine
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Posted by MontiPora Apr 17th, 2012 at 3:01PM
There is a God, and he loves you...
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Posted by Aeluna Apr 17th, 2012 at 2:29PM
Windows is not responding... (bet its just sick of me)
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Posted by Nuella Apr 17th, 2012 at 2:21PM
"it's normal that you teach your children that santa claus is real eventough thats not the truth"
I dont know if it's a lie or just a rediculous commentary
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Posted by Ludovician Apr 17th, 2012 at 2:21PM
I used to have problems writing my letters, and so one day I asked my mother how many lines went in the middle of a capital E. She said "as many as you like!" and from then on all of my E's looked like fine-tooth combs.
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Posted by sph2012 Apr 17th, 2012 at 1:57PM
I never jerk off on Tuesdays
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Posted by BlackJadeRose Apr 17th, 2012 at 12:30PM
That our Creator hates us.
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