Get in the f*cking van!
"...you look like you have some irish in you" (to a woman who obviously does not) (denial) "...well, you want some?"
I bought this pick up line for a $100 from the guy that left the bar with a pair of twin blonde barbies. If I use it on you will you promise that after we leave you won't tell me we're related and your my sister too.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
Do you work in Subway?....because you just gave me a foot long!! lol
You remind me of my little toe, because I can see myself banging you on a table.
Lol I thought it was hilarious