"I have read and accepted the terms of agreement."
Has anyone actually read them?
the one who read them may stand up... The world will end after that happens I think ;)
We've all told that one!!
HAHAHAHAH!!!!! That's awesome!
i'm questioning that too...
My f*cking god I have 81 likes on this?
My most common lie isn't said aloud. It's a smile.
Sorry I'm late. I'm not really that sorry..**** happens
Your Kid is really cute
same here, some times i gotta kiss those nasty kids while their dads think I,m dying for this kiss..
That I'm happy
I forgot or I didn't have time.
I'm feeling great today!
I'm fine, I'm okay.
It wasn't me
hey im fine.. or i'll be okay
No it's me, not you !
That I'm a Swedish **** star.
I'm fine, okay, i have read the terms of agreement, and it's okay
Your arse DOESN'T look fat in that dress.
That I'm in the Witness Protection Program.
im fine, i am okay and it wasnt me
"I'll do it tomorrow." OR "I'll do it later."
'Nothing' to "What's wrong?"