"I have read and accepted the terms of agreement."
Has anyone actually read them?
the one who read them may stand up... The world will end after that happens I think ;)
We've all told that one!!
HAHAHAHAH!!!!! That's awesome!
i'm questioning that too...
My f*cking god I have 81 likes on this?
And now 93? Do people seriously go back and look at the old ones? And what happened to #1? xD
My most common lie isn't said aloud. It's a smile.
Sorry I'm late. I'm not really that sorry..**** happens
Your Kid is really cute
same here, some times i gotta kiss those nasty kids while their dads think I,m dying for this kiss..
I forgot or I didn't have time.
That I'm happy
I'm feeling great today!
It wasn't me
Lol me too
I'm fine, I'm okay.
hey im fine.. or i'll be okay
No it's me, not you !
That I'm a Swedish **** star.
I'm fine, okay, i have read the terms of agreement, and it's okay
Your arse DOESN'T look fat in that dress.
That I'm in the Witness Protection Program.
im fine, i am okay and it wasnt me
"I'll do it tomorrow." OR "I'll do it later."
I am a hard a**...nothing hurts my feelings...i do not cry(that's weakness)...<br />
anger is a place of strength....not vulnerability...very safe to just stay angry...guarded...careful...(i tell myself that)
I don't have time!
it really isnt a problem