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What's the right amount of Xmas wrapping paper to wrap 6 smoked mackerel, so that my cat doesn't know what it is ?

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    badbinary - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by badbinary Dec 21st, 2012 at 2:34PM

    best solution would be one oven bag (block smell) and one layer wrap

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  1. Zebzz - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by Zebzz Dec 21st, 2012 at 2:37PM

    If only I'd not taken it out of the vacuum packaging

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  2. badbinary - 36-40 years old - male

    Reply by badbinary Dec 21st, 2012 at 2:45PM

    oops well oven bags will fix it

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10 Answers to "What's the right amount of Xmas wrapping paper to wrap 6 smoked mackerel, so that my cat doesn't know what it is ?"

  1. HighDriveMaster - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by HighDriveMaster Dec 21st, 2012 at 2:35PM

    3 square feet with 1500 air fresheners in the packaging.

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  2. Zebzz - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by Zebzz Dec 21st, 2012 at 2:37PM

    I don't have that many air fresheners. Do you have any other suggestions.

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  3. HighDriveMaster - 36-40 years old - male

    Reply by HighDriveMaster Dec 21st, 2012 at 2:38PM

    spray them with aerosol hairspray before wrapping.

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  4. caithness - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by caithness Dec 21st, 2012 at 2:34PM

    There is no amount that will work...lol

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  5. Zebzz - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by Zebzz Dec 21st, 2012 at 2:36PM

    It's too late she half inched the lot and taken outside.

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  6. steppingup - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by steppingup Dec 21st, 2012 at 2:34PM

    Impossible, you'll need some plastic wrapping and boxes....good luck.

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  7. Zebzz - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by Zebzz Dec 21st, 2012 at 2:36PM

    I wish I'd asked this question earlier.

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  8. steppingup - 41-45 years old - male

    Reply by steppingup Dec 21st, 2012 at 2:37PM

    My cat knows when I'm thinking of fish and attacks me.

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  9. pixelbest - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by pixelbest Dec 21st, 2012 at 3:17PM

    Tupperware first then wrap.But reading through the comments and answers she has found it already : ) Who is looking after her while you are away for xmas ?

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  10. 1littlerose - 56-60 years old - female

    Posted by 1littlerose Dec 21st, 2012 at 2:37PM

    Just give it all to him unopened ! Then Christmas comes, open it for him so he can have a feast like the rest of us!

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  11. Zebzz - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by Zebzz Dec 21st, 2012 at 2:40PM

    I wont be there, I'm going away :( Oh yeah and my cat is a she by the way :-)

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  12. ddandme - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by ddandme Dec 21st, 2012 at 2:36PM

    One sheet should be good..

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  13. Zebzz - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by Zebzz Dec 21st, 2012 at 2:40PM

    I can confirm it wasn't enough.

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  14. ddandme - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by ddandme Dec 21st, 2012 at 2:42PM

    Ohhh thats cause you used that dollar store tape instead of the good stuff...

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  15. Makessense - 66-70 years old - male

    Posted by Makessense Dec 21st, 2012 at 2:36PM

    ha! you don't stand a chance in fooling your cat . . . my cat's watch my every move and sense when I'm about to open a can of tuna.

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  16. Zebzz - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by Zebzz Dec 21st, 2012 at 2:44PM

    I hope it's dolphin friendly.....Your cat I mean.

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  17. daviesgirl - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by daviesgirl Dec 21st, 2012 at 2:36PM

    a three mile roll should just about do it.

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  18. Zebzz - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by Zebzz Dec 21st, 2012 at 2:45PM

    The last time I had a 3 mile roll I ended up in hospital.

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  19. IMAGINATIONATWORK - 36-40 years old

    Posted by IMAGINATIONATWORK Dec 21st, 2012 at 2:35PM

    Take it and feed some poor family
    Instead of that darn cat

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  20. Zebzz - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by Zebzz Dec 21st, 2012 at 2:42PM

    I know a poor family but they are vegans, they turn down everything I offer them, bloody wierdos.

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  21. IMAGINATIONATWORK - 36-40 years old

    Reply by IMAGINATIONATWORK Dec 21st, 2012 at 2:54PM

    U r the weirdy

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