well DUH !
"I'm glad you realize that it is you. Yes, you do have some issues. I hope you take care of them." Then I would walk away. They wanted an out, so they got it and I got to keep my dignity.
Of course, it's not me, it's you anybody could see that!
Your right it must be you
what's not me, and what is you.
Thank you and good bye!
Of course its you dumbass, cause I am the best **** since sliced bread!
Say "Very true. Did you think of that excuse all on your own? Cool. Keep you reasons dickhead"
'uhm. RIGHT........uhm....yeah !! I guess !!
Finally you see the light!
"too bad you're such a flake. this could have worked."
Don't even bother. That never works, and there is no way to rephrase it to make it sound less insulting.
Yes, but only you say it when you mean it.
just say they are right ( for once)
"Honey, it's telling that you don't see it as US"
if its true. dont you think thats a consideration?