That I'd be happier as an adult.
Amen to that
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HAHAHAH!! Yep. That's about right.
lol me when my parents told me they where santa clause o.o
No you wouldn't. I would think that at a young age. As an adult, I realized bills suck!
Saying "happier as an adult" as a response tells me you had a good childhood. That's true for most people, but not everyone did.
That's what you got from that ? That I had a good childhood. Its because my childhood was ****, that my mother kept telling me I'd be happier as an adult, you ******* idiot.
That Justin beiber was a beaver tht was famous
That a swallowed watermelon seed would grow into a watermelon in my belly. Who tells kids these things?!
better eat seedless watermelons until after 25....
ha i also believed that women had babies cuz they swallowed watermelon seeds.
I want to answer this, but you beat me. For me it was orange seeds though.
Yeah true! Here too.
need to swallow fertilizer as well
Lol. Oh, you should've met my grandfather. If he could, he'd crap in your mouth just to laugh at the face you'd make...
i believed that too!
Forgot about that. Of course this led to all pregnant women must have swallowed the seeds
That the music coming from an ice cream truck meant they ran out of ice cream.
oooh a good one
I tell the same lie to my kids! Lol
now that's what they use for thinking!!!
thats awesome! haha
That's a great one!
Omg this one made me lol... Love it..
Ohhh NO are you serious? I almost died in chickfilA laughing so hard
Oh that was so good!
My parents would tell me. This hurts me more then it hurts you. When getting a spanking.
the days when 'gay' meant happy
Yea, times have changed.
Thanks for THAT one!
You do not have to go along with the new meaning. Just say that you are gay, and if they do not understand that you mean happy, that is their problem!!! Furthermore, what you think about me is none of my business!!! :-)
Yeah untell a gay guy trying to hit on you
It may do? it may hurt there hand
America WAS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
WHAT A LOAD OF BULLSHITE
Well that one was true.
agreed. I used to think america was the best too. I have been proven wrong.
I just don't get how anyone can truly think that. I mean in comparison to every BEAUTIFUL place around the world!! I mean you are from Australia and that has to be one of the GREATEST COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD!!!
Where do you live?
well i have to tell a short story to explain. i had a blue beta fish and while i was at school, my cat knocked his bowl off the table and ate him. so my mom came home b4 me and went to get a new one real quick so i wouldnt notice. but they only had red beta fish at the store, and so she bought one of those and told me that beta fish changed colors on their birthday. and i went on beleiving this for 10 years...
oooo that is good :)
I was watching my x out the window as she planted flowers one Easter day. The kids were going batty so I called them all together. I asked to see their Easter baskets and commented they had almost eaten most of the jelly beans. I asked them if they wanted to run out of them. They all said no. So than I told them where Jelly Beans came from. Of course from a Jelly Bean Tree. Their eyes got large and you could hear the little wheels turning in their minds. So I told them all they had to do was go out and plant some of the remaining Jelly Beans and they would grow into trees. They would grow all the Jelly Beans they could ever want. But they did have to water and take care of them. Out the door they ran. grabbing shovels from the garage they quickly begin digging some holes in the flower bed. My x thinking how nice the kids were coming out to help her. She asked what they were doing and so they explained to her about the trees. She promptly laughed out loud and she busted me to them. It wasn't long and I was being chased with squirt guns......bc
Hahahaha, thats just awesome
Lol @ changing colors on their bdays
I thought there was two "pipes" that when into the stomach. One for liquid, and one for food. Why? Because my mother always said "it went down the wrong pipe " when she choked on her food/drink.
I was a stupid child. Lol
Don't feel bad. I thought the same think. Word for word I was possitive my parents never lied.
Well u were half right at least..
Now THATS true!
Wait so there isn't two pipes then?
That my grandma found my uncle in a thrift store and took him home. Lol. Like wtf?
That if you dig a hole in the sand you will reach china and that what you will see is a little kid looking back at you and the world would be upside down. LOL
Haha I remember this!!:)
Lol was I the only one who tried this?
That there was a god.
How sad for you!
Not at all. Once it was clear it was false, everything became much clearer and happiness was achieved.
I don't believe anymore either. Been atheist ever since I studied philosophy
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There is a God. So sad for you
My uncle sent me looking for a left handed screw driver.
In the service, people would be often sent out for 100 feet of flightline.
I was also sentvfor a left handed hammer for the same uncle. I just went off to play.
we would send new airmen to supply for the special rust buster called K9P
Yep, heard that one too. Left handed monkey wrenches.
Left handed my ***. He got you out
Babies were brought by the stork.
That was mine too. I got embarrassed at school when I said that
That I'd meet a nice man who would be a solid provider, take care of me, and I'd be a stay at home mom.
Because, you know, that's all girls are allowed to be in my parents' minds.
Yeah...... that led to a lot of ridiculous expectations on my part (which I got over thankfully), failures, and clinging to crappy relationships.
Teach your daughters to love themselves, get an education, and not depend on a man to care for them!
Or do not discourage them when they find such a man
There are no Knights or Princes on white horses that are coming to save you from your life...You must become fully alive and whole as a person... You and only You will take care of You..In some ways I'm so glad I had 2 sons (lost one in Iraq), but it still seems easier than the pain and tears a female child may have to endure before reaching a state of enlightenment. I wish they would change the nursery stories accordingly...we need some updates! "The Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe-"should be told about birth control!
That the reason i had a cows lick was when i was a baby a cow licked my head.
"That all people were 'basically' good."
My mother still tries to convince me of that!
Santa, God, Jesus rising from the dead, Dad's are infallable
That if you got salt on a bunny's tail it would fall asleep. I spent so much time chasing rabbits with salt shakers.
Sand is sugar and it's ok to eat it. Thanks bro
That when you had a baby the doctor would cut your belly open and take it out that way, all the time. But the best part was how it got there, God just placed it there because a man and woman who loved each other kissed!!
I was told the same thing at a young age too.