I dunno about strange, but funny. I was on a greyhound in Idaho and this child was saying "Mom. Mom, Mom" for like 5 minutes straight and suddenly from somewhere behind me someone yells "*****, answer that child." Everyone laughed.
A woman who didn't speak English very well had just seen her doctor,who told her to go to the pharmacy and buy some aspirin for her pain. While on the bus,she realized that she had left her purchase at the store,and started moaning to herself what sounded like "MY @ss burns" over and over again. Finally, some guy in the back shouted "Just stick it out the window!".... True story!
This little girl was with her mom and she had apparently just learned the word "Daddy" because she kept saying it over and over, and there was another girl with them (probably about 10). Suddenly this super hot guy walks onto the bus and the girl goes "Daddy," and he just turns to her and shouts "YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT!"
His statement is not true.
Two old people talking about their sex lives and all of their 180 positions
I know O_O I was ready to heave when they went into details
What town was this?
"I'm a nasty *****, but I'm not your average nasty *****, ya feel me?"
lol "ya feel me"
I once heard a person tell another that was seated directly next to him that he had the worst body odor he had ever encountered and it was making him extremely nauseated and would he PLEASE move elsewhere.
haha! Now that takes some nerve. Most of us just gag and put up with it and act as though nothing is amiss......(guilty)
I had a friend whom i can most definately see doing this! (no longer hang much)
That is precisely what I would have done. I guess I try to either be too polite or lacking in courage. Anyway, I would probably find another place to sit first.
I was heading down to Boston on vacation and on the train a random guy just turned to me and asked me if I had ever pissed my pants in public. I was so confused, before I could answer him he looked me straight in the eye and as serious as he could be, he said, "I just did". All I could say was good for you.
We were flying to Hawaii for a Christmas wedding and my (then) 4 year old was listening intently to a little girl talking about what she hoped Santa was bringing her. He butts in, all bigger that his britches, and informs her: "Santa's dead, you know." She starts crying, her mon is glaring at me, and all I could do was ask him where he heard such a thing. He points proudly at his daddy, whose face was turning colors I never saw before. I don't think daddy breathed again until landing.
Haha great one XD
5-year-old boy asks his mother: How many people are there in the world?<br />
Mother: Six billions.<br />
Boy: Why?<br />
It was really sweet. When you're that young, it seems totally plausible that there's some logical reason that six billion is the perfect number of people and that your mother would know what that reason is.
The entire bus, including the driver and the security guard (classy), broke out in song. Strange, but fantastic. To put it into context, it was the "drunk bus" at a college campus.
We are the Champions
Yhe person beside me started breathing really hard and moaning
In Japan...two business men were talking between them self about how much fun the morning commute is rubbing bodies with strangers?? They really seemed to enjoy the banter and share the feeling.
I overheard two old ladies on a bus - one said "I see poor old Marcus was found dead in bed this morning" the other replied "oh Dear did he die in his sleep?" the other lady then said " yeah he doesn't know he's dead yet, when he wakes up the shock will kill him "
This was years ago on bus in a major metropolitan city I was visiting for work. Two young women were talking about another woman who wasn't with them. One young woman told the other that if a certain woman didn't stop trying to make babies with her man that she was going to "jack her sh*t" and "F his b*tch". The other girl said, "yeah, you should do that anyway, I'll while you do that I'll "F" your man.<br />
I moved to the front of the bus very confused.
I knew I should have got the down payment on the elephant
A bus driver was calling out chess moves over his cell phone. Oddly, I was on the Chesapeake Landing bus route.
"BOY! IF YOU DON'T BE QUIET RIGHT NOW I SWEAR I WILL CHOP OFF YOUR PE*** RIGHT HERE AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL YOU CHOKE!!!!" -spoken by a kid's mom
Yep, car pulling with a friend to school.
A woman talking on a cell phone saying "I've tried everything I can think of, but I just can't stop his bleeding. Do you think I should take him to see someone to get the bleeding to stop?"
Watcha think I'm sellin ya a **** cannon? man getting off the bus on cell phone
An old lady on her cell phone said that her grandson is sexy.