air guitar. with certificate of authenticity
Did you put in a bid?
The1, you know you bid on it. Admit it.
used dentures with a tooth missing
Vacuum pump for males.....G-damnedest thing I have ever seen a 70 year old woman sell.
A used Urn...for ashes once at a garage sale...I hope it was empty!
That is fukked up
yeah it is!
Yeah it still had the nameplate on it...they said they "released the ashes". It was a pretty Urn...lol
A Fleshlight at a yard sale.
in the summertime, the neighborhood I now live in holds a collective garage sale on the same day, food is cooked, unwanted items find new homes, and yes, the creepy toys that have been giving children nightmares and such are brought out to be sold to another unfortunate soul.
So this year, being my first in the neighborhood, I decided to go out and humor myself. What I found at this sweet old couples house is enough to amuse me for years to come.
Sitting there, on the table, in it's box was a 'Happy bear' rollerskating bear, all happy and Innocent. I thought it would make a great gift for my younger sibling. So I asked if I could open the box up, which the previous owners said yes to. I open up the box to see, instead of this sweet, childlike rollerblade bear, I see what nightmares are made of. What kid check under their beds at night for. This:
But that's not the best part. It rollerskates around around sings this incredible scary theme song. It's... It's too happy...
Maybe I'm overreacting...
i would have bought it.
That thing is just wrong! I bet it lives with Talky Tina!
Cute! I would have totally bought it. Reminds me of PedoBear <3
Don't worry guys, I did buy it :p
William Shatner's kidney stone on eBay
It was actually at a Goodwill store---I was looking at a dresser or something and I went to remove the stuffed toy from it---it was a stuffed cat--a real one--one ear kind of broken off --stiff--hard--curled up like it was sleeping. Talk about freaked out!
A jar of human hair.
The woman said she was scared of going bald and was going to make a wig out of it.
haha my words exactly
Oprah Winfrey's severed head on a platter with an apple jammed between her teeth.
We couldn't get that lucky.
You know, Oprah is a person who has feelings too.
It's a joke...
a large, black *****, sometimes wish I'd bought it
I've seen people sell their virginity on E-bay. How exactly does that work?
I guess that they are advertising having sex, but making it sound better?
Its very expensive usually. I remember a while back a woman here did that (it made the news) to fund their university course. Easy money, or so it seems to me!
A box of condoms at a garage sale. A woman/wife said that she found this box of condoms among her husband's private things. Apparently he had been fooling around on his wife and died from a heart attack in a hotel somewhere (with mistress?). I thought it was a bit bizarre that she was selling a box of condoms but apparently she didn't want anything that reminded her of her recently deceased, newly-found-out cheating husband.
That is something else. Talking about a house-cleaning sale. *shakes head at that whole incident*
a sex vibrator
I saw one of them at a garage sale too, made me sick :(
stuffed baby elephant. ..a real one.
incredibly sad...poor elephant!
i know, right? as stuffed, it was very old and beat up. maybe from the 20's/30's.
it was an Indian elephant, btw
all poachers need to be hunted down and shot on sight...i'd love 2 be president and make this my first mission...2 rid the world of scum that prey on the innocent creatures of this world...and God would be my thunderbolt')
antique ghost box
A kkk hood.
I would've bought that for the novelty and for Halloween. lol
I saw a used sex swing at a garage sale once.