Me and my sister would collect the coupon things from those tiny machines Kroger used to have and use them as fake monies when we played store at our house. We collected a looooot of coupons. o.o
omg!me and sis did that too!Cute.
My most logical explanation of how children came about (at the time) is that women pooped them out.
I tried several times to fly off of my mother's bureau with an umbrella.....
I thought all of my stuffed animals came alive at night while I slept and had little lives of their own.
Drank my pee.I was just curious of what it tasted like.Would it taste like apple juice?Would it taste like lemonade?Let me tell you that was the nastiest thing I ever tasted.My grandma caught me and whipped my @ss.Oh wow cant believe just confessed that.
I did not swallow though.
I used to make weird "artifacts" to kill ants and all kinds of bugs... >.<
Lol well, they were simple, but pretty strange.
Like I used to grab a piece of Play dough or Clay and make a ball out of it and then add like a needle or clip, any pointy, metallic object add it to the play dough, look for an ant or bug that I could find, make the bug get "glued" to the play dough and then BAM! needle time, die die die. ahahaha
Hahaha I used to have so much fun... Also with a magnifying glass oh, I had fun killing bugs back then LOL.
I wanted a pet ape the size of my bed. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
I used to eat the dust off the window pane. It was delicious.
used to think that the air pollution commercials that were real big in the 60s was going to get so bad that all the air would be gone and not enough for me to breath - also if I ate watermelon seeds that a watermelon would grow in me.
I did not know that drivers controlled their turn signals. I was under the impression that the driver told the car where they needed to go, and the turn signals led them to each turn they had to make.
This led to me whispering to the car anytime before my mother drove, asking it to take us to places like toys r us or the bookstore when I was little in hopes it would guide my mom there unwittingly.
Basically, GPS for the 90's!
I thought it was entirely possible to have a puffy tail like my marmalade cat and a magnificent mustache like my older brothers. I'm happy to report that those fun imaginings did not come true ;)
I basically lived in my own fantasy world.. which developed into chronic lying, which got me into a lot of trouble later. I was obsessed with old Nick at Nite sitcoms. I believed my cat could hear what was going on in China at any given moment. I was a super weird kid.
I thought my little brother was broken because he wasn't the same skin color as me and I asked if we could give him back and get a girl instead.
I used to think that I was a velociraptor until I was 8
I used to put video boxes on my feet and pretend I was a pirate
I used to eat cat food
I told my parents that I had a pet dragon in the ba
I had this small kid table and I would walk around it until I fell over from dizziness. Then I would get back up and do it again. Usually for an hour at a time XD
Man, I remember getting dizzy and not getting super sick. Those were the days XD