What's the weirdest thing you've seen at a restaurant?

92 Answers to "What's the weirdest thing you've seen at a restaurant?"

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   Posted by IvanKaramazov Feb 16th, 2012 at 1:34AM

   Babies. Who the **** takes an infant to a restaurant? It's not like prepared food is designed to cater to the toothless, squealing demographic, and it's not like the parents can really enjoy themselves when they're constantly distracted by a pooping, peeing, shrieking, drooling, flailing, burbling mass.
   
   Incidentally, any bets on whether the Christians flag me for this answer too?

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   Reply by WednesdayFridayAddams Feb 16th, 2012 at 1:38AM

   So, what do you really think about babies?

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   Reply by claytz69 Feb 16th, 2012 at 4:05AM

   Dude, I feel your pain. I hate that!

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   Posted by forlorn3 Feb 16th, 2012 at 1:40AM

   Changing a baby on a restaurant table.

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   Reply by IvanKaramazov Feb 16th, 2012 at 1:34AM

   That's vile.

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   Reply by WednesdayFridayAddams Feb 16th, 2012 at 1:39AM

   I've seen it too - several times. Nobody could seem to understand why I thought it was vile. Next time, I'm just going to report it to the county health department.

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   Posted by AttackOfTheSara Feb 16th, 2012 at 6:05AM

   I haven't seen that much weird stuff but, the first thing that comes to mind is..
   
   This one time I was eating chinese food and this woman was yelling at her child to finish her ice cream.
   
   The child responded that they were full. The mother started yelling at her child.
   
   Then behind us a woman in her booth must have been giving them dirty looks because when the woman and her child got up to leave..
   
   The woman shrieked at the people behind me.."You need to mind your own damn business!"
   
   Then they responded, "Well if you weren't screaming loudly for all to hear, I would mind my own business!"
   
   It was great, I was hoping to see a chair tossed or something. But that was it..:o)

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   Reply by MrsJoanieBNH Feb 16th, 2012 at 7:28AM

   I think Dee and I were the ones behind you! She does that all the time.!

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   Reply by AttackOfTheSara Feb 16th, 2012 at 7:33AM

   It was quite entertaining! When she yelled, "You need to mind your own damn business.." I whipped my head around because, I thought she might have been talking to me! I was sure giving dirty looks too..and talking **** to my husband about her parenting skills and all around rudeness! :o)

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    Posted by shannoncfc Feb 16th, 2012 at 5:03AM

    2 toddlers squeezed into one high chair! What the hell?!

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    Reply by IFoundYourDiary Feb 16th, 2012 at 6:55PM

    lmao!

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    Posted by herpderp86 Feb 16th, 2012 at 4:17AM

    A guy dressed in a bumblebee costume handing out balloons and doing the Macarena.

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    Posted by Cookiemonster2012 Feb 16th, 2012 at 3:34AM

    this guy at dennys behind us was sleep eating an He started eatin his napkin

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    Reply by polishblood Feb 16th, 2012 at 10:21AM

    lol ,,how much did he chew???

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    Reply by nighthowler Feb 16th, 2012 at 4:04PM

    Hahahahahahahahah xD You should have recorded this!! lol

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    Posted by runnerinatl Feb 16th, 2012 at 6:18PM

    I worked at a place during college. I got a table of about six, and one of them was blind. They brought in a seeing eye dog. Well, they start yacking, they were ther forever! The poor dog is so patient, just lays there. Eventually though, he starts to get really restless, and these people just keep yacking and yacking, another cup of coffee miss! Well, it had to happen, the poor dog had to pee, and he did, all over the floor, and fhey didn't even notice! I didn't want to say anything and get the poor dog in trouble so I kept my mouth shut hoping no one, including me, would step in it. They finally left, and me and the dog were the only ones who knew what happened. That is, until I bribed the busboy into mopping it up!

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    Reply by polishblood Feb 16th, 2012 at 10:35AM

    WELL DONE U ,,,BUT I WOULD HAVE HAD A QUIET WORD ,,POOR THING ,,

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    Reply by runnerinatl Feb 16th, 2012 at 10:53AM

    I could have but I needed the tip!

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    Posted by love2005 Feb 16th, 2012 at 1:30AM

    I witnessed a waitress knock over one of those baby carriage holders with the baby inside.

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    Posted by dubly Feb 16th, 2012 at 6:50PM

    Saw a guy eating Taco Bell in a nice steakhouse with his party.

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    Reply by dirtydarkness Feb 16th, 2012 at 7:55PM

    Aha!!!!

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    Posted by EljerGoldwater Feb 16th, 2012 at 5:21PM

    About 15 years ago, my best friend, my younger brother and a couple girls we knew got stoned and then went to Perkins at midnight for some dinner. After we got done eating we went to the cashier up front to pay for our food and standing ahead of us in line was this skinny, long-haired redneck who was completely plastered.
    
    On the counter next to the register was a display case full of cookies, and the drunk redneck looked at them and asked the cashier, "How much for one of them cookies?": At the same time the cashier was ringing up the redneck's bill and apparently she didn't hear him because she said, "That'll be nineteen dollars." The redneck yelled out in a slurred voice, "NINETEEN DOLLARS FOR A COOKIE?!?"
    
    My friend and I were crying from laughing so hard.

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    Posted by dirtydarkness Feb 16th, 2012 at 8:20AM

    OMG, this couple let their 3 year old stand on the table and take a dump at Olive Garden. I have yet to return to any Olive Garden due to that.

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    Reply by Solitude4u2 Feb 16th, 2012 at 8:37AM

    What did the restaurant employees do? I have never heard anything like this before. It almost sounds like people do things on purpose to cause extreme shock.

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    Reply by polishblood Feb 16th, 2012 at 10:24AM

    LOL ONLY IN AMERICA,,,

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    Posted by lifeandchoices Feb 16th, 2012 at 1:56AM

    I saw Dale Whitten once, that was really odd.
    But on the food note, ham in my green salad. Now Im a vegetarian and when I told the waiter he said it was just ham, told him that I was a vegetarian and I don't eat meat. He replied, well its not really meat is it as it comes out of a packet.

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    Reply by polishblood Feb 16th, 2012 at 10:27AM

    WTF? FIRE HIM NOW,,,,,

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    Posted by condilenia Feb 16th, 2012 at 3:23PM

    a lady along with her order asked if there was any job for her to fill in!

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    Posted by brandiesheep Feb 16th, 2012 at 3:19PM

    Having a family dinner to talk about my aunt (who'd just passed), when three policeman strippers waltzed in and did their job.
    Thank goodness we decided not to bring the children!

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    Posted by RaeDuh Feb 16th, 2012 at 7:32AM

    All i wanted was take away but while waiting i saw a man having dinner with (what looked like his date) eating by tipping his bowl up to his mouth and slurping. The date then slapped him sending the food flying... that's all i saw

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    Reply by sosadallday Feb 16th, 2012 at 9:43PM

    Do you mean slurping soup with the soup bowl up to their lips and drinking it? I thought this was horrible when i saw people doing it in a restaurant in Chinatown, but then I found out- in their custom it's not bad manners to do that or to make loud sounds like slurping while eating! cultural differences- I told the owner that in America it's considered very bad manners- I would want someone to tell me if i was doing something bad if i were in another county.

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    Posted by Sino6889 Feb 16th, 2012 at 5:02AM

    I have seen a lady wholly nude dining with her husband.

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    Posted by fourthtot Feb 16th, 2012 at 1:38AM

    Dolly Parton eating some chicken.

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    Reply by teenwolf Feb 16th, 2012 at 5:54PM

    O_O Lucky......

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    Posted by carla901 Feb 16th, 2012 at 5:20PM

    smeone take a toy dog out their bag feed them at the table wiv them

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    Reply by sosadallday Feb 16th, 2012 at 9:45PM

    What's strange about that? I let my dog drink coffee out of my mouth. I call it coffee lips

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    Reply by loveisblind1 Feb 17th, 2012 at 3:34AM

    lolol!

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    Posted by deadpig Feb 16th, 2012 at 5:13PM

    drunk naked guy trying to get a waitress to take his order

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    Posted by 8pops Feb 16th, 2012 at 4:36PM

    Me and my fiance were enojoying a lovely holiday in Turkey but i can remember one occasion.
    We were outside on a beautiful sunny morning having breakfast, hearing strange squeels then seeing a pair of cats making quite a time of it on top of the table beside us, we were totally shocked but saw the funny side of it, as the waiter shooed them away then cleaned the table.

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