for February 16, 2012
What's the weirdest thing you've seen at a restaurant?
MyNameIsQ(29 votes)Babies. Who the **** takes an infant to a restaurant? It's not like prepare…
AttackOfTheSara(15 votes)I haven't seen that much weird stuff but, the first thing that comes to min…
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Posted by MyNameIsQ Feb 16th, 2012 at 1:34AM
Babies. Who the **** takes an infant to a restaurant? It's not like prepared food is designed to cater to the toothless, squealing demographic, and it's not like the parents can really enjoy themselves when they're constantly distracted by a pooping, peeing, shrieking, drooling, flailing, burbling mass.
Incidentally, any bets on whether the Christians flag me for this answer too?
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Reply by WednesdayFridayAddams Feb 16th, 2012 at 1:38AM
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Reply by MrsJoanieBNH Feb 16th, 2012 at 7:26AM
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Posted by AttackOfTheSara Feb 16th, 2012 at 6:05AM
I haven't seen that much weird stuff but, the first thing that comes to mind is..
This one time I was eating chinese food and this woman was yelling at her child to finish her ice cream.
The child responded that they were full. The mother started yelling at her child.
Then behind us a woman in her booth must have been giving them dirty looks because when the woman and her child got up to leave..
The woman shrieked at the people behind me.."You need to mind your own damn business!"
Then they responded, "Well if you weren't screaming loudly for all to hear, I would mind my own business!"
It was great, I was hoping to see a chair tossed or something. But that was it..:o)
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Reply by MrsJoanieBNH Feb 16th, 2012 at 7:28AM
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Reply by AttackOfTheSara Feb 16th, 2012 at 7:33AM
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Posted by shannoncfc Feb 16th, 2012 at 5:03AM
2 toddlers squeezed into one high chair! What the hell?!
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Reply by IFoundYourDiary Feb 16th, 2012 at 6:55PM
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Posted by herpderp86 Feb 16th, 2012 at 4:17AM
A guy dressed in a bumblebee costume handing out balloons and doing the Macarena.
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Posted by Cookiemonster2012 Feb 16th, 2012 at 3:34AM
this guy at dennys behind us was sleep eating an He started eatin his napkin
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Reply by polishblood Feb 16th, 2012 at 10:21AM
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Reply by nighthowler Feb 16th, 2012 at 4:04PM
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Posted by runnerinatl Feb 16th, 2012 at 6:18PM
I worked at a place during college. I got a table of about six, and one of them was blind. They brought in a seeing eye dog. Well, they start yacking, they were ther forever! The poor dog is so patient, just lays there. Eventually though, he starts to get really restless, and these people just keep yacking and yacking, another cup of coffee miss! Well, it had to happen, the poor dog had to pee, and he did, all over the floor, and fhey didn't even notice! I didn't want to say anything and get the poor dog in trouble so I kept my mouth shut hoping no one, including me, would step in it. They finally left, and me and the dog were the only ones who knew what happened. That is, until I bribed the busboy into mopping it up!
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Reply by polishblood Feb 16th, 2012 at 10:35AM
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Reply by runnerinatl Feb 16th, 2012 at 10:53AM
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Posted by love2005 Feb 16th, 2012 at 1:30AM
I witnessed a waitress knock over one of those baby carriage holders with the baby inside.
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Posted by EljerGoldwater Feb 16th, 2012 at 5:21PM
About 15 years ago, my best friend, my younger brother and a couple girls we knew got stoned and then went to Perkins at midnight for some dinner. After we got done eating we went to the cashier up front to pay for our food and standing ahead of us in line was this skinny, long-haired redneck who was completely plastered.
On the counter next to the register was a display case full of cookies, and the drunk redneck looked at them and asked the cashier, "How much for one of them cookies?": At the same time the cashier was ringing up the redneck's bill and apparently she didn't hear him because she said, "That'll be nineteen dollars." The redneck yelled out in a slurred voice, "NINETEEN DOLLARS FOR A COOKIE?!?"
My friend and I were crying from laughing so hard.
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Posted by dirtydarkness Feb 16th, 2012 at 8:20AM
OMG, this couple let their 3 year old stand on the table and take a dump at Olive Garden. I have yet to return to any Olive Garden due to that.
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Reply by Solitude4u2 Feb 16th, 2012 at 8:37AM
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Reply by polishblood Feb 16th, 2012 at 10:24AM
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Posted by lifeandchoices Feb 16th, 2012 at 1:56AM
I saw Dale Whitten once, that was really odd.
But on the food note, ham in my green salad. Now Im a vegetarian and when I told the waiter he said it was just ham, told him that I was a vegetarian and I don't eat meat. He replied, well its not really meat is it as it comes out of a packet.
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Reply by polishblood Feb 16th, 2012 at 10:27AM
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Posted by brandiesheep Feb 16th, 2012 at 3:19PM
Having a family dinner to talk about my aunt (who'd just passed), when three policeman strippers waltzed in and did their job.
Thank goodness we decided not to bring the children!
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Posted by RaeDuh Feb 16th, 2012 at 7:32AM
All i wanted was take away but while waiting i saw a man having dinner with (what looked like his date) eating by tipping his bowl up to his mouth and slurping. The date then slapped him sending the food flying... that's all i saw
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Reply by sosadallday Feb 16th, 2012 at 9:43PM
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Posted by Sino6889 Feb 16th, 2012 at 5:02AM
I have seen a lady wholly nude dining with her husband.
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Posted by fourthtot Feb 16th, 2012 at 1:38AM
Dolly Parton eating some chicken.
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Posted by carla901 Feb 16th, 2012 at 5:20PM
smeone take a toy dog out their bag feed them at the table wiv them
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Reply by sosadallday Feb 16th, 2012 at 9:45PM
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Reply by loveisblind1 Feb 17th, 2012 at 3:34AM
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Posted by deadpig Feb 16th, 2012 at 5:13PM
drunk naked guy trying to get a waitress to take his order
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Posted by 8pops Feb 16th, 2012 at 4:36PM
Me and my fiance were enojoying a lovely holiday in Turkey but i can remember one occasion.
We were outside on a beautiful sunny morning having breakfast, hearing strange squeels then seeing a pair of cats making quite a time of it on top of the table beside us, we were totally shocked but saw the funny side of it, as the waiter shooed them away then cleaned the table.
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Posted by maple10 Feb 16th, 2012 at 1:21PM
I saw a woman that weighed 300 lbs if she weighed an ounce open her blouse and flop one grossly ugly boob out on the table and proceed to suckle a child. After about 10 minuets a staff member brought her a large towel and instructed her to cover up. I might have enjoyed that if it had been a slimmer firmer well you know, that thing was just plain ugly.
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Reply by IFoundYourDiary Feb 16th, 2012 at 7:08PM
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Reply by sosadallday Feb 16th, 2012 at 9:48PM
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Posted by hawkins01607 Feb 16th, 2012 at 12:57PM
well, this was a bar on the ***** in Miami Beach...it was midafternoon and it was a good looking woman with her hand up the skirt of another woman....nice!
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Posted by MissPJ Feb 16th, 2012 at 12:24PM
In one restaurant the walls were decorated with naked women drawings but at this same place I saw a girl sucking her boyfriend's instrument..!!
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Reply by dirtydarkness Feb 16th, 2012 at 7:58PM
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