What's the weirdest thing you've seen at a restaurant?

A woman in a New Mexico changing her baby's diaper on a dining table. The odor was horrible. When the waitress asked the woman to take the baby into the restroom, she said there was no room. She continued diapering the child until she was finished, even as the waitress was telling her how unsanitary and unsightly the whole incident was.

I actually have a couple answers (one strange, one not so much) of answers, regarding the place I work as a server.

1. A nice young couple come in with their three year old toddler. He's restless, as most boys that age are, and since they were the only table in there at the time, they let him run around a bit (normally, I hate this, but it was slow, so I didn't care so much). I see him playing over by the candy machine and think nothing of it. That is, until I see him pull his pants down, and starts urinating on said candy machine. I was horrified. I think I yelled at him to stop, as I went to his parents table to inform them as to what their son was doing. His dad was real embarrassed, and cleaned it up with bleach water and the rags I gave him. They apologized and promptly left.

2. One summer day it was pretty hot inside, so we propped the front door open, to let some fresh air in. Out of nowhere, a mouse scampered in through the front door, ran to the center of the room, hung out for about 30 seconds, and then turned tail and ran back out. A couple of older ladies at a nearby table went into hysterics and had to be calmed down.

Oh yeah, and one more...and this one is a bit strange, at least in my opinion. A woman comes in with her husband and two kids, a boy and girl, about 5 and 4 years old, respectively. The parents order, but get nothing for the kids, other than apple juice. When I deliver their drinks to the table, I find the woman breast feeding the boy (under a blanket, thank God) and the daughter is sitting there, watching, and waiting her turn. All the while the woman is prattling on with her husband, every so often saying to the boy under the blanket (who, as I said, was about 5 years old, and apparently had a set of teeth on him) "Ouch! Quit biting or I'll stop!" before carrying on like it was no big deal. That one was pretty strange, in my book.

Wait...one more, but this one is more funny than strange. We have a soup that is really good, and fairly original, where I work. We used to joke about 'fairy dust' or 'angel love' being put into the soup to make it taste so good. One day, an elderly couple came in, and asked the owner what made the soup so darn good. Trying to use the inside joke we always use, he mixed it up a bit and replied to the suddenly surprised and open mouthed couple..."Angel Dust".

ewwww. I once saw this larger older women leaving the restaurant with a huge obvious brown stain starting at the crack of her butt running down towards her leg.

An entire plate or seafood linguine dumped in the hood of a patrons jacket. And the server didn't say anything!! I left before the said patron put their jacket on...always wondered.

*** dripping off the underrside of the table after I had crawled underneath and given my man a blow job and he spreayed all over the place

Racial fight at a New Jersey Bennigan's . Italian male used racial slurs on an african american female and vice versa. She hit him with a drinking glass. Body builder boyfriend came out of bathroom, and s hit the fan! My hospital work stories are even better.

well, its definitely not something I'd eat for sure..

I remember this restaurant that was filled with statues. They were creepy african masks about 90-80ms high. My sister who was 3 would cry profusely because she was scared.
to be honest, I think we were the weird ones with the kid being hysterical
>_>;

i was chillin and eating having a great time with friends at O'Charles and we all no that they have booths ova by the drinks bar, da lights were not bright as they could be, everyone was enjoying the game ... the lights was dimmed cause 1 of the customers asked the other customers if the lights could be dimmed and everyone was kool with it so (because it was a relaxed fun night) da lights were dimmed ..... well, when every1 was into what they were doing and having a ball, just having a gr8 time ...... no one was focused on the couple in the corner, i turned and there they were having sex in the corner booth, and with the music on no one could hear them doing the do .... now that was an inappropriate place and the weirdest things ever in a place where FOOD is served

Food!