What's the worst pick up line or come on anyone has ever used on you? Did it work?
Mine was a guy in Little Caesar's who asked me about 6 times how I was doing, and while he was being yelled at to hurry up by a woman trying to squeeze herself out the door (with no help) with 5 pizzas in her arms he said "I just got divorced!!" and after getting no positive response from me he followed after her.
Or maybe it was the old man who stood behind me in the grocery store for literally 5 minutes waiting for me to move out of the way so he could see what I was standing in front of (I didn't know he was there... I saw him walk past me and thought he'd kept on going, so I was surprised to turn around and find him standing there staring at me 5 minutes later) and when I apologized for being in his way, he repeated over and over that I "look better than that coffee any day" and he'd rather look at me than the coffee.