I think I left a bj at your house...do you mind if I come over and get it?
You have got to be kidding? *groans*
Right??? He was only kidding, but it's still the worst I've heard...
"Fat penguin" <br />
Me: w.t.f?<br />
"I just wanted to say something that'd break the ice." :l like rlly?
i have a girlfriend, but i dont like her. can i have your number?
Him: Excuse me. Can I take your picture? <br />
Me: Why?<br />
Him: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!!<br />
Only In GA..
"I'm not obsessed with you, I'm obsessed with the things I'd do to you."<br />
Gee, how could I refuse?
Someone blew me a kiss and told me if I do not want it to send it back to them
Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away ha
"Hey Ginger! Does the carpet match the drapes"
Everybody does it.
if I told you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Here's a list you match 75% of. We should initiate dating.
Hi. I like peanut butter. Wanna ****?
"Hey girl, did your parents own a farm? Because i've got a mean **** that needs a warm barn"